Brian is going home to visit his family. Leigh Anne is with him.
Brian: Boy, is it good to have a break from all that tourin'!
Leigh Anne: Yeah sure. When do I get paid?
B,(whispering): Hush up! We're on a plane and anyone could hear you!
La: You owe me for three times, and you'd better pay up fast!
B: Shut up! I'll take care of it later!
When the two arrive at home, Brian's parents greet him.
Mom: Brian! It's so good to see you!
B: You too, Momma. I love you!
Dad: And this must be Leigh Anne, the actress you're dating.
B: Yep-
La,(interrupting): No, actually I'm a whore.
Mom, (shocked): Oh! Well, well, well Brian! I thought you told us she was an actress.
B: The word's out mom. Live with it.
Dad: Brian! Be nice!
La: Ya got anything to eat?
Leigh Anne starts rummaging through the refrigerator and all the cupboards she can find.
B: Uh, Leigh Anne, about those payments...
Dad: Payments! I can't believe you'd do this, especially in our house! Out! Both of you!
B: But I didn't even get to say hi to Harold!
Dad pushes Brian and Leigh Anne out the front door and slams it in their faces before they can say anything.
B: Well, what are we going to do now?
La: I'm not talking to you 'till you pay up!
B: Alright, alright, how much do I owe you?
La: Well, 3 times, $150 each, that's uh, um, $300 I think?
B, (snickering): Yes, oh yes, that's right. $300 it is. Here ya go. Okay, well I'm gonna go, see ya later.
La: Would you just mind telling me where the hell you're going?
B: Hello! Damn! Messed it up again!
Brian leaves Leigh Anne sitting on the curb, smoking a cigarette, dressed in hooker's clothes. We can all guess what happens to her. Brian heads for a coffee house.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
B: Uh, I'll take one coffee.
W: What kind of coffee?
B, (outraged): What do you mean what kind of coffee? You're supposed to serve coffee in here! This is a coffee house, right? Just bring me a cup of coffee! I nnn- nnn- nnnee-ddddddd coffee!
W: Ok, ok. I'll just bring you a cup of whatever.
Brian happens to look outside and see Howie roaming the streets. Brian heads outside to talk to him.
B: Howie! Yo, what are you doing here? I thought you were going to see your family!
Howie: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
B: Whoa dude, are you ok?
H: I wanna kiss you all over, and over again!
B: Howie! Get a hold of yourself!
H: I have a vampire fetish! I must bite before enjoying Nick!
B: Ok, that's great. I'll just be going now...
H: Stop! I am Kevin! Hee hee! I'll tell you what to do if you sleep with me!
B: NO WAY! Besides, what kind of a deal is that?
Brian starts to walk away, but Howie runs after him.
B: STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I TOLD YOU IF THIS HAPPENED AGAIN I WOULD CALL THE POLICE!
H: Come here you tiger! I love your rippling biceps and your southern accent! I will make you happy forever!
B: Get away from me! Help! HELP!
Howie then chases Brian into a dark alley where (censored) takes place.
Later that week, on a plane back to the recording studio...
A.J.: So, how were you guys' visits home?
Kevin and Nick: Oh, we had lots of fun!
A.J.: How about you, Brian?
B: Um, I had so much fun I can't talk about it!
H: GRRRRRRRR TIGER!
A.J., Nick, and Kevin: WHAT!!!!!?????!!!??
Nick: Howie, come sit on my lap.
Brian goes to the bathroom and sits in it till the flight is over. After the flight...
Recording studio guy: Ok, sing that part again, Brian.
B: Which part?
Recording Guy: The part you just sang, stupid.
B: Oh, show me the meaning, of meeting Howie, I didn't want to, but he wanted to do me, so...I....so......I.......I.....
Brian falls into a coma from the heavy drinking he'd been doing since meeting Howie on the street and when he wakes up 8 days later, he remembers nothing.
