| Description | Download |
| *That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die! | angry.wav |
| *I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. An evil vet?... | animals.wav |
| *Come M r. Bigglesworth! | bigglesworth.wav |
| *I won't bite, HARD! | bitehard.wav |
| *Dr. Evil! I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called Mr. thank you very much! | docevil.wav |
| *I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all, for shits and giggles. | getarise.wav |
| *I'm going to go back to the 60's and steal Austin Powers mojo. | goback260s.wav |
| *I put the grrr in swinger baby! | grrinswinger.wav |
| *I want chicken, I want liver, meowmix, meowmix please deliver. | meowmix.wav |
| *I shall call him...Minime! | minime.wav |
| *Let me ask you a question, and be honest. Do I make you horny, Randy? | randy.wav |
| *Why make trillions when we could make...billions? | trillions.wav |
| *Very Randy! | veryrandy.wav |
| *Only two things scare me... | carnies.wav |
| *Judochop! | judochop.wav |
| *Viva Las Vegas baby...Yeah! | lasvegas.wav |
| *There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | scrotum.wav |
| *Ok, name...Austin "Danger" Powers. Sex...Yes please!!! | sexyes.wav |
