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Gay Cars

These cars are a joke to me, now don't be emailing me saying that your honda civic runs 12s. Thats great, I understand that 1 out of every 100 civics breaks 15s, and I understand that there are plenty of fast foreign cars such a supras. A supra I respect as a fast car even though im not a fan of it, but rember supras were built to be performers and civics arent. This section is dedicated to stupidity of riceboys, the millions of people who lower there car by cutting springs to make tires rub thier splash guards, 4 inch exhuast tips with a 1 1/4 inch pipe going into the tip, type r stickers and all that good stuff. If this site offends you, Good, you probably are a riceboy then.
Alright Rice burner civic boys!!!! The people who change there car to be original! You know the 40 million kids who have rims, stickers, 4 inch exhaust tip and huge spoilers on there rice burner. The ones who always pretend to have the "unbeatable" vtec. First off the vtec sucks, but this guys real original, look at his winshield sticker, hes got a vteK
Now this is a perfect example of the common rice boy. The broke rice boy, the one who was donated his mothers old car, and he just had to "hook it up" Pretty sweet chrome tip, big wing, 4 doors! This camry is not even the 6 cylinder, its the 4 banger, wow this is just plain ol tough.
I dont even think I need to say anything about this car but i will anyways. I mean I said it once and I'll and I ask it again. Would you make a muscle car an econemy car? Then why make an econemy car a muscle car? Its pointless and defeats the purpose of the original use of the car. Isnt this the car that was supose to go from L.A. to N.Y. in like 3 and a half fill ups? The almighty 3 cylinder metro with the off center racing stripe! Look out everyone 65 horsepower coming your way!
I don't even know where to begin on this car. I cant even describe how gay this car looks. It looks like a gay hairstylist drives this car. Look at the missing hubcap to make it look like a drag car. The only positive thing i can say about this car is, that its already so ugly that anything you do to it, would make it look better.
oh oh look out, as the window proudly displays this car runs the low low low low low low...... low low low time of 18.8
no paintjob motorsports?
Yes its true you dont have to be an import to be rice, you can be a domestic. I dont know whats bigger the huge lights or the tinky motor!
This Rice boy wins the most likely to get a burned out bulb award
ewwww Im still trying to figure out what this guy was thinkn. Nothing on this car matches
Probably the greatest mistakes made by one of the great ones. Shelby has created some of the greatest cars out there, but why would he have waisted his time on such a stupid, ugly, econemy piece of shit? I guess even the great ones make rice boy mistakes.
This hear is the ugliest car in the whole wide world to me. UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY! In the 80s a rustang was an escort with a 5.0 slaped on it, in the 70s a rustang was a pinto with a pussy ass horsey put on it.