Thor’s Paranoia
Thor22922: I just finished watching The Net
SuperGophe: oh
Thor22922: StaaaaaaacIE
SuperGophe: what?
Thor22922: I'VE GOT A COOL SITE!!!! (http://www.geosites.com/cool.html)
SuperGophe: we should really do the page thing! I'll start.. um... I don't know! But whatever... you can run the FF7 section if ya want...
Thor22922: YAY!!!
Thor22922: And do ya know WHY?!?
SuperGophe: uh... chicken pie?
Thor22922: IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT FF7!!!!!
Thor22922: EVERY LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT PIECE OF INFO IS STORED IN MY HEAD!!!
Thor22922: IT'S REALLY COOL!!! HONEST!! But it's not mine... (http://www.geosites.com/cool.html)
Thor22922: YAY!!!
Thor22922: YAY!!!
Thor22922: WIZARD'S WEBSITE IS WORKING AGAIN!!!!!
Thor22922: Whoa.....
Thor22922: I think I accidentally stumbled onto some top-secret missile launch codes or something
Thor22922: http://www.wizardworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.pl?action=intro
Thor22922: it's really weird
SuperGophe: AAAAA!!!!
SuperGophe: NO!!!
Thor22922: Oh my god...
.
Thor22922: They're codes
SuperGophe: NO WIZARD!!!
Thor22922: BASIC codes
SuperGophe: uh... ok Thor, whatever you say...
Thor22922: LOOK AT IT!!!!!
Thor22922: IT'S ALL THERE!!!!
Thor22922: http://www.wizardworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.pl?action=intro
Thor22922: GO TO IT!!!!!
SuperGophe: HTTP Error 404
404 Not Found
The Web server cannot find the file or script you asked for. Please check the URL to ensure that the path is correct.
Please contact the server's administrator if this problem persists.
Thor22922: I'M BEING SERIOUS!!!
Thor22922: HUH??
Thor22922: I'LL E-MAIL YOU THE CODES!!!!!
Thor22922: THAT'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!
SuperGophe: ok...
SuperGophe: How do I know you didn't make 'em up?
SuperGophe: I CAN'T TRUST YOU NEMORE!!!
Thor22922: BECAUSE I'LL SEND THEM IN A MINUTE!!!!!
Thor22922: YOU CAN'T TYPE ALL THAT IN A MINUTE!!!!
SuperGophe: ok...
Thor22922: OK, I just safely stored the codes on a disk just to be sure
Thor22922: AHHH!!!!
Thor22922: YES!!!!
Thor22922: NOW WHO'S LAUGHING?!?!
Thor22922: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Thor22922: AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS INSANE!!!!!
SuperGophe: uh... these aren't missile codes...
Thor22922: PLUS I GET A $10 COUPON OFF ON ANY PRODUCT AT CDNOW BECAUSE I'M WITH HOMESTEAD!!!!!!
SuperGophe: they're... something... else...
Thor22922: ACK!!!!
Thor22922: THEY'RE STILL THERE!!!!!!
SuperGophe: You said you didn't LISTEN to music!
Thor22922: BUT I STILL GET A COUPON!!!!!!!
SuperGophe: gah.... can I have it??
Thor22922: NO!!!!
Thor22922: YOU NEED TO BE A HOMESTEAD MEMBER!!!!
Thor22922: HURRY!!!!
Thor22922: YOU ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE 13TH!!!
SuperGophe: why not?!? YOU DONT NEED IT!!!
Thor22922: BY THE TIME I SEND IT TO YOU, THE OFFER WILL BE OVER!!!!!
Thor22922: .......
Thor22922: ???????
Thor22922: COOL!!!!
Thor22922: I CAN MAKE FACES!!!!
Thor22922: :-):-(;-):)
Thor22922: :);-):-(:-)
SuperGophe: oook...
Thor22922: heehee!!!!!!
Thor22922: http://www.wizardworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.pl?action=intro
Thor22922: TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE ANY CODES!!!!!
SuperGophe: I don't!!
Thor22922: THEY WON'T GO AWAY!!!!!!
Thor22922: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
SuperGophe: are u hitting reload??
Thor22922: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
Thor22922: YES!!!!!!
Thor22922: FIVE TIMES ALREADY!!!!
Thor22922: I'm......the Chosen One!!!!!!
SuperGophe: THOR!! Stop mailing me the codes, I see 'em in yer e-mail!!
SuperGophe: They're just not missile codes!
SuperGophe: eyyyy....
Thor22922: I ONLY SENT THEM ONCE!!!!
Thor22922: It's a CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
SuperGophe: I got 'em TWICE!!
Thor22922: I KNOW TOO MUCH!!!!!
Thor22922: THEY'RE GONNA COME FOR ME!!!!!
Thor22922: OH MY GOD!!!!
SuperGophe: hehe...
Thor22922: THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR!!
Thor22922: REMEMBER, THE SITE IS http://www.wizardworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.pl?action=intro
SuperGophe: mebbe u shouldn't have watched the Net
Thor22922: AND KEEP THE CODES SAFE!!!!!
SuperGophe: yer gettin all paranoid
Thor22922: KEEP 'EM SAFE, DAMMIT!!!!
Thor22922: KEEP A COPY ON A DISK AND PRINT ONE OUT!!!!
SuperGophe: ok ok...
Thor22922: THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!!
SuperGophe: thor, u should put yer FF7 cast on OUR MB
SuperGophe: so I can comment! ^_^
Thor22922: I'LL CONTACT YOU LATER AND WE'LL MEET AT A RENDEVOUS POINT!!!!
SuperGophe: oy...
Thor22922: UNDERSTAND?
Thor22922: UNDERSTAND?!?
SuperGophe: YES!!!
Thor22922: AHHHH!!!!
Thor22922: THEY'VE GOT GUNS!!!!!
SuperGophe: ::injects sedative into Thor's arm::
SuperGophe: Calm down...
Thor22922: NOOOOOO!!!!!
SuperGophe: YES!!! ::injects larger dose::
Thor22922: MUST.....STOP.....THEM
SuperGophe: now sing with me, sounds of the Ramones...
SuperGophe: "I WANNA BE SEDATED!!"
Thor22922: NO!!!!
SuperGophe: YES!!!
Thor22922: DAMN YOU, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T YOU?!?
SuperGophe: ...
SuperGophe: ::pulls out one of those little Men in Black flashy-things::
SuperGophe: ::puts on sunglasses::
SuperGophe: *ZAP*
SuperGophe: ::big flash::
Thor22922: THIS WAS ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!!
Thor22922: YOU WERE WITH THEM FROM THE BEGINNING!!!!!
Thor22922: YOU INFILTRATED THE KNIGHTS TO GET YOUR INFO!!!!!!
Thor22922: AND NOW......
Thor22922: *gasp*
SuperGophe: ^_^ That's right Thor! Have you ever met a woman who played video games, yet didn't comment about how cute yaoi is.... that was GOOD?!
Thor22922: We're EXPENDABLE!!!!!
SuperGophe: AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Thor22922: So THAT'S why Joe quit!!!!
SuperGophe: JOE KNEW EVERYTHING!!!
Thor22922: He KNEW there was treachery afoot!!!!
SuperGophe: I HAD TO GET RID OF HIM... or ELSE!!!
SuperGophe: And Gen...
Thor22922: And YOU invited him in in the first place!!!!
Thor22922: NO!!!!
Thor22922: NOT GEN TOO!!!!!
SuperGophe: Joe betrayed ME!!
Thor22922: I recruited Gen myself!!!!
SuperGophe: Gen, the accomplice I was once rather fond of....
Thor22922: ONCE?!?
Thor22922: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GEN?!?
SuperGophe: CORRUPTED BY THE LOVABLE TUNES OF JAMIROQUAI!!!
SuperGophe: I sent him to Michigan
Thor22922: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
SuperGophe: he thinks he's living with his sister
Thor22922: DAMN YOU, YOU SENT HIM TO HELL!!!!!
Thor22922: YOU SENT HIM TO DETROIT!!!!!
SuperGophe: but that's really STACEY!!!
SuperGophe: AHAHAHAHA!!!
Thor22922: THAT'S WORSE THAN HELL!!!!!
SuperGophe: ::does salute thingy:: Gen betrayed Hermie! We were the Jessie and James of the PSX Knights! I was SAD to see him go!! AHAHAHA!!!
Thor22922: DAMN YOU!!!!!
Thor22922: ACK!!!!
SuperGophe: AHAHAHAHAHAcough*hack*wheeze...heh...
Thor22922: WHAT?!?
SuperGophe: My name is!
SuperGophe: Hi Thor!
SuperGophe: You didn't really believe NE of that stuff, did ya?
SuperGophe: Of course you didn't!
SuperGophe: AHAHAHAHA!!
SuperGophe: ::narrows eyes:: But its true.
Thor22922: How come I'M the only one who can view the page?!?
SuperGophe: ANYWAYS!!! Are yer missile codes still there?
SuperGophe: You're the Chosen One!
SuperGophe: The true Thor!
SuperGophe: The God of the Hammer..... *snickers*
Thor22922: How much are they paying you?
SuperGophe: Alot more than YOU are!!
Thor22922: I'M NOT PAYING YOU ANYTHING!!!
SuperGophe: EXACTLY!!!
Thor22922: Whatever they're paying you, I'll double it
SuperGophe: well, that'd be nice but...
SuperGophe: it'd cost alot more than that!!
SuperGophe: ::pulls out calculator::
Thor22922: How much?
SuperGophe: Alright, double what they're paying me...
SuperGophe: add in the costs of recruiting Joe and manipulating Gen...
SuperGophe: Gen's airfare for Hell...
SuperGophe: *clickclick*
Thor22922: divide it all by 500
SuperGophe: ...
SuperGophe: I'M NOT DIVIDING BY 500!!!
Thor22922: DAMN!!!!!
SuperGophe: I'LL MAKE LESS MONEY!!!
Thor22922: No shit, Sherlock
SuperGophe: ::adds price of what happens when Thor tries screwing with her mind::
SuperGophe: GAH!!
Thor22922: DAMN!!!!!
SuperGophe: Thor's insults... cost of psychiatrist...
SuperGophe: Bessie's rental fee...
Thor22922: this isn't good....
SuperGophe: Insurance AND a lawsuit for hitting me with tranquilizers at his webpage for no apparent reason....
Thor22922: There was no one else to blame!!
SuperGophe: you come out to.....
SuperGophe: ...huh...
SuperGophe: Um...
Thor22922: Yeeeeeees?
SuperGophe: You're not close friends with Bill Gates by any chance, are you?
SuperGophe: ^_^
Thor22922: um....
Thor22922: What's the price?
SuperGophe: I'm not telling!
SuperGophe: Otherwise you won't pay it!
Thor22922: OK
SuperGophe: GIMME ALL YER MONEY!!!
Thor22922: ::Takes out shotgun and aims it at StacIE::
SuperGophe: It's much easier that way!!
SuperGophe: ACK!!
Thor22922: How about I pay you $5 for the month as well as give you full access to the info
Thor22922: Or you can eat the rest of your meals through a tube
Thor22922: The choice is yours
SuperGophe: That's okely-dokely with me!
Thor22922: Good
Thor22922: Answer me one question...
SuperGophe: (fool... you can't escape the messed-up fake missile code mafia...)
Thor22922: Why are they using Wizard's webpage?
SuperGophe: yeeees?
SuperGophe: Because!
Thor22922: Because why?
SuperGophe: Because... uhh....
Thor22922: They didn't tell you anything, did they?
SuperGophe: you visited that page!
SuperGophe: yeah!-
SuperGophe: It was MEANT to be discovered!
Thor22922: What was your job?
SuperGophe: By YOU!! The CHOSEN One!!
SuperGophe: My job?
Thor22922: All the secrets of the government were MEANT to be discovered?
SuperGophe: To spy! DUH! Why else would I join your club, hm?
SuperGophe: no...
SuperGophe: uh, wait!
SuperGophe: it wasn't meant to be discovered! no!
SuperGophe: I just got my story messed up... heh... uh...
Thor22922: ::cocks shotgun::
Thor22922: You're useless...
SuperGophe: cuz... Wizard wasn't up, so we figured no one would look!
SuperGophe: BUT YOU DID!!!
SuperGophe: YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!
SuperGophe: (gah! he's getting too close to the truth... change the subject, MORON!)
Thor22922: What do I hafta do?
SuperGophe: uh... I signed your guestbook!
SuperGophe: but its not long...
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