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The Lovers of the Heart
  • In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

    Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
  • 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
  • 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
  • 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
  • 4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
  • 5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
  • 6. Kiss anywhere else... uh-oh
  • 7. Look in your eyes... kiss me
  • 8. Hand on your waist... I love you so much

    Article 2: The Three Steps
  • 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
  • 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
  • 3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissig, it is rude to stare

    Article 3: The Commandments
  • 1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
  • 2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give 1 or take 1.
  • 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

    Article 4: remember
  • A peach is a peach,
    A plum is a plum,
    A kiss isn't a kiss without some toungue
    so open up your mouth, close your eyes,
    and give your tounge some exercise!!!

  • Kisses blown are kisses wasted
    Kisses arent kisses unless thier tasted
    Kisses spread germs and germs are hated
    So kiss me baby im vaccinated!!!!!!

    Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys:

    1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne
    2. The way the run their hands through out hair
    3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
    4. The way that they casually put their arms around you
    5. The way that they kiss away your tears
    6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away
    7. The way they show off around their friends
    8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
    9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush
    10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better
    11. The way they hold you close when you are cold
    12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
    13. How they always smile when you are together
    14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
    15. ... and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about
    16. The way that they smile at you
    17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
    18. The way that they say I love you
    19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
    20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you
    21. The way that they kiss you
    22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
    23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
    24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you
    25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you think that you are theirs
    26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
    27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
    28. The way that they remember your special moments, when you think that they forgot
    29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
    30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
    31. The way that you can't wait to get home and tell them all about your day
    32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool
    33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
    34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
    35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.

    WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls
    1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
    2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
    3. How cute they look when they sleep
    4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
    5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
    6. How cute they are when they eat
    7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
    8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
    9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
    10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
    11. How cute they are when they argue
    12. the way her hand always finds yours
    13. the way they smile
    14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
    15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
    16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
    17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
    18. actually... just the way they kiss you...
    19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
    20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
    21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
    22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don't admit it!)
    23. the way they say "I miss you"
    24. the way you miss them
    25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.


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