"My purpose on Earth is to put a glide in your stride, a dip in your hip, and bring you onboard the mothership."

"They're lost and alone in the forest. Sooner or later, I always find the lost."

"One winter a sparrow froze solid in a cow pasture. To make things worse a cow came along and crapped on him. Well the manure made him all warm so he started singing because he was so happy to be alive. Well along came a hungry cat who cleaned off the manure and ate the little sparrow. There's a moral to the story...those who get you into crap aren't always your enemies and those who get you out of crap aren't always your friends...AND when you're all warm and happy you shouldn't go and shoot your mouth off."

"Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams."

"The wisest mind has something yet to learn."

"That's a human being for you, spend all of their lives, running around in circles for nothing."

"Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down."

"The man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears."

"To err is human; to forgive, divine."

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Conform and be dull."

"You cannot sedate all the things you hate."

"SMURFY!!"

"Living is my only revenge" ~Hand of Reficul

"gave up trying to figure it out my head got lost along the way, worn out from giving it up my soul i pissed it all away..."

"i put my faith in god and my trust in you now there's nothing more fucked up i could do..."

"don't open your eyes you won't like what you see, the devils of truth steal the souls of the free, don't open your eyes, take it from me, i have found you can find happiness in slavery"

"i was told to love you, i was told to try, i was told to save you, i was born to die..."

"i had gotten used to being a soul destroyed, she comes in apparently to fill the void. all dogs need a leash and at least i'll forget it, and she would never hurt me though she's never said it."

"i woke the same as any other day except a voice was in my head, it said seize the day, pull the trigger, drop the blade and watch the rolling heads..."

"now i'm not looking for absolution, forgiveness for the things i do, but before you come to any conclusions, try walking in my shoes......you'll stumble in my footsteps, keep the same appointments i kept, if you try walking in my shoes."

"well i'm down on my knees again and i pray to the only one who has the strength to bare the pain to fogive all the things that i've done..."

"take one more look at what you found old and in it you'll find something new"

"i'm shying from the light i've always loved the night"

"i feel it around me, i feel like a raindrop, i feel we're all washed out burnt out, i think it's a shame, i feel like we're all dying on the needs of the people today, i feel like screaming at the world it's a game called...INSECURITY..."

"you, you make it, make it, and i don't wanna take it, take it, you, you make it, make it, over and over and..."

"my name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie, that's long for mud so i've been told..."

"i've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it DMV. anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean. stood there and i've waited, and choked back the urge to scream. and if i had my druthers, i'd screw a chimpanzee--call it pointless."

"but one more believer is all that we need, the scars on our knees is the proof that we bleed..."

"the first big mistake is letting the things around you get you down, find the salvation in something or someone and make that your sanctuary, unless you do this you're lost."

"thunderstorms evolving inside of me, straight jacket quick and swallow the key, my sanity lives on the edge but i'm so happy, i'm going away...."

"freedom seems to haunt you but the voice ain't that familiar, action seems to call you but you're feeling quite the same. seasons full of torture yet your feet can't find the ground, bleeding from the pressure and this isn't sacred ground."

"four banana, three banana, two banana, one, all bananas playing in the bright warm sun, flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork, fleagle, bingo, drooper an snork..."

"he's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the track, he's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back, adventure's waitin' just ahead..."

"eep opp ork ah-ah!"

"i am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday, deathbed, i am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me 'cause i'm dead and bloated"

"i hurt myself today to see if i still feel, i focus on the pain the only thing that's real.......what have i become my sweetest friend everyone i know goes away in the end."

"why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side? rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide...so we've been told and some choose to believe it. i know they're wrong, wait and see....someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection...the lovers, the dreamers, and me."

"TICKING AWAY THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY, SHORTER OF BREATH AND ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH"

"many a time a man will wake in the night with with fear. fear of failure. fear of weakness. fear of no longer being the great hero in the drama of life. in such a moment he'll reach out and touch his wife, put his arm around her, breathe her in and from that find strength."

"virginity is something sacred, and it's this just this something you know. you only have one of it so no fuckhead derserves it. you just gotta wait for the right person i believe." ~chandra (moonchild)

"my view on virginity is so messed. i can't even believe you see a view. basically, to explain it, i see it as a purple crystal vase. my most purple crystal vase. and i can have any shithead crack it, or steal it away from me. or, i can hand it over to someone who i'll know will keep it safe and treasure it. and hopefully, there will be an exchange, where i too will be granted the honour of being able to keep someone else's vase. that's basically the view." ~chandra (moonchild)

"What makes me think that I could start clean-slated? The hardest to learn was the least complicated."

"I just sit around the house and resist...and not be seen until i cease to exist."

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