"Different people are sooo different" -
Mr. Jones (one of my old drama teachers)

"The trashyest people take the nicest pictures"
-My friend Chris

"You take care of Koalas, I sleep.."
-My little brother

"Scoop and..12!"
-My little brother again

"Justin is the queen of all things bitter"
-My friend Kaya

"Teachers don't know anything"
-The Secretary/Nurse at my ex-school

"Who was this made for? Tarzan Jeasus Christ?!"
-Some weird thing my mum said

"If you start out using Mango. It will only lead to more
Mango. And then, pretty soon, you'll need more and more and
more and more of the Mango until there is no more Mango left. Not even for Mango"
- Chris Kattan as 'Mango' on SNL

Doug: You can take away our car and you can
take away our phones but you can't take away our dreams!
Steve: Yeah cause we're like dreaming when we have them!
-Chris Kattan and Will Farrel as Doug and Steve Butobi in the movie "A Night At The Roxbury"

"Nothing makes me angryer then being told the truth"
- James (a character on Pokemon)

"A flying rats ass....that'd be wild to see"
-Will Farrel as Steve Boutobi in "A Night At The Roxbury"

"You look at my words and I come out looking like a grammatically wrong idiot!"
- Chris Kattan

"And, to me, you can't be somewhat brilliant or genius if
you are not quite right. But, yeah .. anyway, I just think
people who are a bit insane are usually the best when it comes to performing. "
- Chris Kattan

"A little pain never hurt anyone"
- Steve Martin as The Midevil Barber on SNL

"It's because they're stupid, that's why everybody does everything"
- Homer Simpson .. on the simpsons

"I can't go to Mexico..They won't let me in anymore!"
-Nina from Just Shoot Me

"Well actually I swore I wouldn't eat till I found Roy Plats..
But then again you say bold things when you're full of french
toast" -Some cop guy on Just Shoot Me

"Remember, nobody understands you"
-Bruce McCulloch on KITH

"Master of funk, and evil!!!"
-Kevin McDonalld

". Sometimes music, movies, and books are the only things that let us feel like somoene else feels like we do. "
- Marilyn Manson

"Oh did I miss the big cookie? I did so want to see the big cookie."
- Dave Foley on Kids in the Hall

"It is no wonder that kids are growing up more cynical; they have a lot of information in fron of them. They can see that they are living in a world that's made of bullshit."
-Mariyln Manson

"I once shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it."
- Dave Foley

"It's still too early to tell, but I might not be stupid."
- Once again Dave on KITH

Guy One: Excuse me but what is that on your head?
Guy Two: I have a small octopus on my head!
- Some random cartoon on Sesame Street

"School is planed to make life hell for good people"
- My friend Jewelee

"My two passions: ballet and snacks!"
- Kevin McDonnald on KITH

"We get violently upset when animals eat human beings, it's horrific,
it's dreadful. So why shouldn't we feel horror when human beings eat animals?"
-Morrissey

"There are a lot of wankers, and a lot of people who think they are
really hardcore and cool but they're not."
-Daniel Johns

"I've never had a social life, don't ever want one because it's boring."
-Daniel Johns

"I find it hard to make friends with people,
because I don't trust many people, I used to, but I
don't anymore. It's not like I hate everyone.
It's just hard to find people I trust. That's why I love Ben."
-Daniel Johns

"What? You want Ben to put his head thru the kit drum? Heads aren't
meant for kit drums, kit drums aren't meant for heads. Hats are for heads,
heads are for hats. Which would be good if you worked in a hat factory"
-Daniel Johns

"Money is nothing except a false sense of power"
-Daniel Johns

"Unfortunately for all of their inspiring morality, nowhere in the Gospels is intelligence praised as virture."
-Marilyn Manson

"you are dumb. you are dumb. i think you are dumb. i just think you're
dumb. i'm just putting my opinion forth, i think you're dumb, dumb,
dumb."
-Ben Gillies

"Growing up, I was always putting on shows and wanting to be the center of attention, and then changing my mind at the last minute and hating it, I sort of wanted to be a fairy, really."
- Kate Beckinsale

"You get these really weird mosh pits here in the states, it's like everyone runs around in this big circle. And there's like, a leader, like the biggest, heaviest guy in the circle, no one messes with him. So that sounds pretty good. Actually, I've never in one of those circles and I don't think I will. I want to live."
- Ben Gillies

"Anyway, we're looking at a career of being wankers."
-Ben Gillies

"Darcy said my whole life has been one long fall... and I guess she was right"
-Katchoo from the comic book Straingers in Paridise

"Well, we've got the slutty whores.. which are always popular"
-Kathy Grifin

"People should realize women aren't just whores or virgins, I want to see women who are real human beings."
Kate Beckinsale

"Regardless of what you do or what you wear or what you say,
if you fall into the public eye however you look appears as an
image, If you have no image, if you become popular
and people begin to mimic you, how you dress can seem to be
something that's quite manufactured and contrived,
which of course it never ever was. I think the image
trap is just there and everybody goes into it. It strangles most people."
-Morrissey

"If my funeral is anything like this E! profile, it's gunna be a good time."
-Noah Wyle

"Oh great. That's really going to help me to think. That's great. You know what? I almost had it. I almost had it but now thanks to you, I've gone blank. Thank you very much"
- Dave Foley on KITH

"I didn't really get on well with my drama teachers. It was quite brutal, suddenly finding you hadn't been cast in the school play. Even now, sometimes, when I get a job, I think, Ha, ha! Take that, Mr. Fitzmorris!" -Kate beckinsale

"Now, for those of you with a brave heart and for those of you who have stayed, look into my face and know, to look into my face is to look into the face..of EVIL! Yes, I am a man possessed by many demons. Polite demons that would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless! Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!"
-Kevin McDonald also on KITH

"What do you mean, they're similar? Gods and dogs are nothing alike. Dogs are furry, little creatures that live from 10-14 years, gods are omnipotent and immortal."
- Mark McKinney on guess what show?

"In my work I examine the America we live in, and I've always tried to show people that the devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us. So don't expect the end of the world to come one day out of the blue - it's been hapening every day for a long time."
- Marilyn Manson

"Only dumb people are happy."
-Courtney Love

"I can't think of anyone more qualified (laughs). I've been through it and I understand it. I don't think a happy person could ever really understand it, they think you'll grow out of it. Unhappiness is too deeply ingrained just to be solved by getting a mere job or having a whirlwind romance. But I think what you can do is just simply learn to cope with it and learn to master it on a day to day basis"
- Morrissey

"I don't think you can be too young to be too deep..I just write about whatever I'm feeling. I'm not trying to be deep, it just happens to be deep. I can be shallow, I can be very shallow"
-Daniel Johns

"Well, I think the way you feel as a teenager stays with you, forever. I really believe that. And we try to change and we hope that we change, but we don't really in big ways, in serious ways. I think the personality is formed at that time, for the good and for the bad."
- Morrissey

"I think I've lost interest in muffins"
- Scott Thompson on KITH

"I have been living in another era for a long time and I have absolutely nothing to do with this planet."
-Morrissey

"The life of any animal is just as important to that animal as your life is to you, and mine to me. I don't think that humans are more important than animals, I really don't. There are some animals, like wolves for instance, who actually have more commendable characteristics than humans. I get really outraged when I hear the term 'they're behaving like animals', because it generally refers to something that only humans do."
-Morrissey

"If everything was perfect, I would endure a terrible life!"
-Morrissey

"If everyone around here thought I should jump off a bridge, they'd just get together and push me." - Dave Foley

"Look, he likes me because I'm not fire" -Rex Riley, on Twitch City

"Y'know, but when I think back on my confused adolescence, and when I think back on my desires, y'know, and the girls I wanted, I have to say that my mother - my mother was always pretty low on the list. Y'know what I mean?" -Curtis, on Twitch City

"That's me, I'm weird and I'm sensitive." - Chandler Bing, on Firends

"You believe these girls? They don't even know what it is to be a fan....to love some silly little piece of music... or some band so much that it hurts? Please. They're only in it for the money. Shoo!! Go rob a bank, it's more honest." - Saphire, in Almost Famous

"I always tell the girls to always have fun, because if you always have fun you never get hurt and if you ever get lonely, you can just go to the record store and visit your friends" - Penny Lane, in Almost Famous

there's so much i'll never know if i don't ever get home