By H. D. Clevinger
Have you ever used the word "spoonula" in a conversation? Do you find yourself often acting illogically or making flippant nonsense remarks? Do you start off mildly amusing articles with an endless string of questions causing the reader to quickly abandon it as it's endless interrogation grows tiresome? Chances are, my friend, that if you answered yes to any of those questions, you are a Silly Billy. I know what you're thinking. Calm down. A Silly Billy is nothing to be upset about. Being a Silly Billy is a lot more pleasant than lots of things. Like a no good Nick or especially a Mr. Bungle. Only a Mr. Bungle would get upset at being referred to as a Silly Billy. Of course no Silly Billy would stoop to be a Mr. Bungle.
Silly Billys are good people, even if they seem a little weird to the average Joe. They are also quite fun. Even an Even Steven has to admit that no one laughs more or harder than a Silly Billy. No one. In addition, Silly Billyness is not a medical condition. It is a state of being, an attitude towards life. A good attitude, too.
After reading this I hope you've come to some realizations. If you are a Silly Billy then embrace your quirky take on life. If you are just a plain Jane then maybe you understand that guy with blue hair you see at the mall a little better, or that girl who is always making the Spastic motions while she tells a story. Most of all, don't fear Silly Billys. They're just like the rest of us. Okay, maybe they aren't. They're better.
