James Hetfield
This part of "Off the Wall" is dedicated to jokes about and for guitarists around Lexington. Remember that jokes are supposed to be funny. However, many people complain that these jokes supplied are slanderous towards guitarists. Here is the deal, if you are a lighthearted person and can laugh at yourself, read the jokes. However, if you get offended easily and can't laugh at yourself, don't read this joke! Please don't try to figure out who I am and tell me that no real guitarist would post this, blah blah blah. The fact is that some people just need to lighten up!
Example: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100…. 1 to actually do it and 99 to say how much they could have done it better. Now come on! That's funny! NO guitarist can honestly say that they haven't said something like "that was good, but I would have done it differently." We all do it, and we all have to learn to laugh at ourselves.
If you found what was said above offensive, then don't read the joke. G/J's Corner finds these jokes funny because most of them are perfect examples of stuff that we guitarists do every day. So, laugh it up!
Joke: What type of fish makes your guitar sound better?
Punchline: A tuner-fish
