"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this."
~Anonymous
I'm currently the oldest kitty in the house, and I pride myself on being "above" the wild attack games the others play. I spend most of my time on the heater vent, as I have no hair on the back half of my body and am usually rather cold. Every fall it falls out because of the dead leaves- I'm allergic to mold. Meowmie calls me HML, short for Hurricane Love Muffin- sometimes I'm kind of a spaz. But I'm also beautiful and regal none the less, and deserve nothing short of being worshipped.
