Gathered here are some of my favorite quotes and lyrics. Some funny, some not, and a few may even be meaningful. Enjoy!
"You're a daisy if you do." -Doc Holiday
"We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues
"They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!" -Animal House
"Kickin' ass in the class but they tell me you're a damn disgrace! They tell me what they think but they stink and I really don't care. Got a mind of my own, move on get outta my hair!" -ACDC
"It's not easy being green." -Kermit the Frog
"Oh sure, take a stand. Custer took a stand and look what happened to him!" -Unknown
"What do you think I'm gonna do? Worry about me." -Mel Gibson, Payback
"What this baby needs is more power!" -Tim Allen
"Well if you don't know then I'm not going to bother telling you!" -Annonymous but common as Turkey at Thanksgiving.
"Team Doom!" -Harrison and Dave
"The question (why be moral) is on par with the hazards of love; indeed, it is simply a special case. Those who love one another, or who acquire strong attachments to persons and to forms of life, at the same time become liable to ruin: their love makes them hostages to misfortune and the injustice of others. Friends and lovers take great chances to help each other; and members of families willingly do the same...Once we love we are vulnerable." -John Rawls, A Theory of Justce. Sign on the wall of my dorm room.
"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration... don't fail me now!"-Elwood Blues
"And suspect number one is now being a gigantic flaming asshole". -Harrison with Dave in hot pursuit of a Buick.
"There are worse things out tonight than vampires". "Like what"? "Like me". -Blade
"They keep the guns in the same room as the booze"? -Me.
"Is your oil gauge supposed to point 90 degrees like that adam"? -Me
"One guy tipped me in Hawain money" -Victor
"Wait a minute. Hawaii is a U.S. state Victor!"-Me in response to the above quote.
"Cause I'm back on the track and I'm beating the flak, nobody's gonna get me on another rap. So just look at me now, I'm making my play, don't try to push your luck just get outta my way"!-ACDC Back in Black
"Every rose has its thorn". -Poison
"I thought I knew myself but now I come to find; love is blind and I'm the loving kind". -Great White
"Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow her." -Braveheart
"You can't really blame Britain's defense planners, at the time it wasn't unreasonable for them to assume France would last longer than eleven days against the German assault". -Prof, of my Western Civ. class
"For those of you about to rock...we salute you!" -ACDC
"Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here everyday. Learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play"! -Guns N' Roses
"Every man dies, not every man really lives." -Braveheart
"Oh baby it's a shame its never really understood. How a dose of rock and roll can make your heart feel good". -Great White
"So tell me bottle, are the things I hear true? That all the answers can be found at the bottom of you"? -George Strait
"Rock and roll ain't noise pollution. Rock and roll will never die"!-ACDC
"You tell em I'm coming and hells coming with me you hear? Hells coming with me"!-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone
"I like pizza!"-Kathy Sue
"Some people see things as they really are and ask why? I dream things that never were and ask why not?" -Robert F. Kennedy
"Who keeps an arrow in his bow, and if you prod him, lets it go? A fervent friend, a subtle foe. Who else but the Scorpio." -unknown
"Dance like no one is watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like no one is listening...Live...Life as if it were Heaven on earth".-Rayven
"It's a thin disguise, living our lives behind a thin disguise. One of these days if I've got the time I'll show you what I'm like on the inside."-Warrant
"There is no normal Wyatt. Just life."-Doc Holiday
"Go ahead skin that smoke wagon and see it what happens."-Wyatt Earp
"A dream is like a river ever changing as it flows. And a dreamer just a vessel that must follow where it goes. So don't you sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide."-Garth Brooks.
"Dream on! Dream on! Dream until your dreams come true!"-Aerosmith
"We call them weak who are unable to resist, the slightest chance love might exist and for that forsake it all. They're so hell bent on giving, walking a wire. Convinced it's not living if you stand outside the fire."-Garth Brooks
"I'm runnin' down a dream, going wherever it leads. Working on a mystery, that never would come to me, runnin' down a dream."-Tom Petty
"I don't know what I'm hungry for, I don't know what I want anymore!" -REM
"Could be dangerous." "Yeah,we're all carrying unlicensed nuclear accelerators on our backs." -Ghostbusters
"I am Fortune's fool!" -Romeo
