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Tree-suit: n. A cellulose-derived catafalque intended
for the internment of a deceased human being; A burial coffin
"All you people's best check yo asses, goin' 'round bumpin' uglies wit
any Jack o' Jay willin'. Cover that stump befo' you hump o' you endin'
up in a tree-suit, you dig!?"
Thirty cents shy of a quarter: Extremely low on
the monetary flow; Flat broke; See on the nut
"Lisa, why you still wit' him? He fugley, simple and boy be thirty
cent
shy of a quarter!!"
"Dere somethin' to be said for a man who likes to sip from the fuzzy cup 6
time a day. Who needs dead presidents when you plucked 24/7?"
"I guess a girl gots to have her priorities straight..."
Triple master blaster: n. When an individual vaporizes
and inhales crack cocaine while receiving fellatio and being
sodomized
"Was dat a anxious set o' rug cuttin' dis dim?"
"My man, dat was 'bout as fly as de time I scored me a
triple master blaster wit dem Jays from clip side o' big
moist!"
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