Arnold running for governor? Ha ha. I was watching Demolition Man the other day and Sandra Bullock made a comment saying something about the Arnold Schrawzenager (did I spell that right?) presidential library, and Sylvester Stallone says "wait he was president." I thought it was funny and ironic. The truth of the matter is that Arnold will most likely win if the recall vote is put into motion. People like familiarity and many people are familiar with the terminator himself. It sucks. At least he can never be president. Look on the bright side. However, since our constitution has been fucked with by Scalia and other bitches like him over the years, God knows they will create a new amendment that will allow unnatural born citizens to run for office. I honestly believe we broke that rule when George W Bush stole office. I still don't think the man is human. Back to Arnold, now there is all this rhetoric about his interviews back in the seventies where he boasted about having orgies and smoking dope and shit like that. I see he is taking the Clinton route on that one. He doesn’t remember. Most likely from smoking too much dope he doesn’t remember the sexual escapades from the ugly women who can give a good fuck. Let’s be serious here people. Are we going to hold him accountable for things he did in the past? No hold him for present happenings. Like making real bad movies like Collateral Damage and Eraser.
Britney Spears is dating Jared Leto, Cameron Diaz's ex boyfriend. Cameron is now dating Justin Timberlake who we all know was Britney's boyfriend. All the magazines and tabloids say that this is Britney's revenge on Justin. How so? I look at it as Britney cracking up. She is going insane and needs something to do with her life. I am sure Justin is laughing his ass off at Britney. He is such a bitch anyways. I hate his music and more importantly would have more fun listening to Roseanne Barr sing "take me out to the ballgame" then hear that stupid "rock your body" song. He is a cocksmoker. I feel real sorry for Britney. I do believe I need to call upon one of my Rangerheads to go to Hollywood, take her home, and fuck her in the ass harder than she has ever been fucked in her life. (By the way to female Rangerheads, this goes for you too. Just strap it on, and go to town.) Really I feel so sorry for her. She has been betrayed and she is heartbroken and desperate. So desperate she tries her jam her tongue in Madonna’s throat during a pathetic attempt to pay homage to her. I also feel sorry for the magazines that are such fucking losers they have to print this shit. I do not know the facts. I do not read this shit. Maybe if Bill Zwecker would not gossip so much in the Sun Times, I wouldn't know any of this garbage. So my message to Billy boy is simple. Write about something that matters, like how I wish I was a Hollywood star, but I couldn't make it, so I am a male gossip columnist. Gee how worthless is my pathetic little life?
Speaking about pathetic, Jenna Jameson is one little dumbshit. There is a Jerry Springer episode in the making if I have ever seen one. I was forced to watch the interview with Howard Stern on E (because my girlfriend is always watching that shit) and they were talking about how proud she was to jump up on a table at the age of 15 at some public place and take off all her clothes. She was laughing about it. Now really, does this woman have no fucking shame? No pride. Her brother was even cracking jokes. What kind of flip flop family is this? Do they have sex with each other? She was talking like she was proud of herself because she sucks a lot of dick in porn movies and shit like that. You want to do something to be proud of Jenna baby? How about you stick a weed whacker into your very loose hole and put it on full blast? Then the world will be rid of another worthless porn star.
The White Sox rule. The Cubs suck. Here we were both teams were poised to go into first place, and the Cubs fucking blew it and haven't made it into first since. What the fuck is up with this pathetic excuse of a team who is host to a national monument designed specifically so little yuppie boys who haven't gone through puberty can get their dick sucked by a drunken dumb shit blond wearing a blue bucket hat on her head? Wrigley Field may be a nice park, but so is Grant Park, and Central Park. To all Cub fans, because your stadium is in a nicer neighborhood and is somewhat better looking (in the mind of them) than the Cell, don't think that means that your team is better. First, we (being the Sox and their loyal fans that don't fall off the bandwagon when they lose) kicked your asses in the Windy City series four games out of six. Second, Loaiza is a better pitcher than Prior. I don't care how many saves and how much lower Prior's ERA is, you fuckers were talking about who had more wins back in June and shit when it came down to the team, so I ask the question, who has more wins? Third, Cubs suck. Finis. White Sox will make the playoffs and if they can keep it up, hopefully the world series.
And finally, I would like to say that I am thinking of hosting a softball game for the fuck of it. If anyone is down for playing and getting fucked up, let me know. If I feel enough people want to throw down, I will do it.
PEACE
RANGER