A SPECIAL WELCOME TO THE REGIME FROM THE RANGER

Written by the Stoned Ranger

Hello kiddies and check me out. I am back on the radio as myself. No more Mikey C thank God. If I had to be that B-96 loving bitch for one more day, I would have to kill myself. I get to do what I do best. Talk about the issues and things with that fun loving cynicism that all of you have come to love or hate.

I have a great team with me this time too. I have Palomar, who is supposed to keep me in line. The only line she will be keeping is the line of coke in her purse after she gets done doing a show with me because she will need that to help recuperate. (By the way, Palomar does not do drugs. Especially coke. That was a joke. Ha ha ha.) Mr. Michael Buck, the newsman. He is a compassionate human being who will give the news to you straight. He also has other things to get off his chest. We also have two streetwalkers who do different things on the show as well. One is Slammin’ Susana who is the producer and will be running the streets to find out what crazy things we can do. The other is Big O, and I do mean big. He is like 6’4” or something like that. He is doing production work on the show. The four of them are very talented individuals and can’t wait to work with them. I am so excited.

My view on life has changed since the days of “Strictline on WHCM.” I have grown angrier, but have matured. I know that on radio I cannot go all out like I do on SRTV. However, the Regime was built on the two foundations that a good radio show is based on. To inform and entertain. We will do just that.

Whether you are in your car downtown or throughout other parts in the city, or at home with a computer, tune in to 88.1 FM (throughout Chicago, north of 55Th, east of Cicero, and South of Fullerton) or log in to www.wcrx.net and listen to the newest radio show in the area. You will be glad you did, or maybe not. I know I will be glad that you did.

Peace be with you,
THE STONED RANGER

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