OIL & DADDY'S APPROVAL

Welcome to this months edition of tales. Before I start, I would like to let anyone who has been asking know that yes, I am going to Columbia College downtown. Yes, SRTV is coming back there, and yes, we are coming back to Indiana as well.

Onto the bullshit of the month. George W Bush is by far the worst president this country has ever seen. His intelligence level is lower than most third graders. I have seen rocks think more than he does. He is a scum sucking, bloodthirsty pig. I do believe impeach should be the word of the day for this generation.

Impeach Bush, because his only interest in this country it seems is war glorious war. Bush has crumbled alliances we have had with other countries. He calls out Iran, Iraq, and North Korea during his infamous State of the Union address. He is ready to move on Iraq without approval of the UN. He reminds me of the bully in the schoolyard. He is the representative for our country to the world, and we look like bullies due to his actions. To all the millitary people watching SRTV, I appreciate that you want to fight, but wouldn't it be better to fight for the right reason? To defend?

Impeach Bush, because of his desire for conflict. Bush believes that Saddam Hussein is capable of killing thousands of people and is a threat to worldwide security. Now that is the pot calling the kettle black if I have ever seen it. True, Saddam may have major mental problems, and he shouldn't be running a country, but look at our winner for President. First off, this monkeyfuck needed the help of his brother in Florida to become president. Secondly, this ignoramus believes that he can tell other countries what they can or cannot do. Take a look at Palestine, which is not a country grant it, but a good cause for argument. He sits here and says the only way Palestine will be recognized as an independent state is if Yasser Arafat steps down. Arafat is a hero to the people in that country. Shouldn't the people make the choice? Isn't that what democracy is all about Georgie boy? Instead of backing Palestine, we take the side of Israel and the madman Ariel Sharon. I do believe if Bush and Sharon had a circle jerk, neither would win. Whatever the hell that means.

Impeach Bush because in hopes of winning the approval of Dad, the American people will suffer. The Arab nations will unite against us, and we don't stand a chance because other countries will be in their corner if we launch a strike against Iraq.

Impeach Bush because he wants the oil. It is up to the corporations of AMERICA to lower the price of oil. If we attack Iraq, think about how the price will climb because the Arabic nations will try to fuck us in the long run. Instead of bringing in profits off of need, I ask the corporate scum to think kindly and lower gas prices and their profit. Millions of Americans use gas in this country. I am sure they aren't hurting that badly. Plus, you will stimulate our economy, which W has brilliantly, destroyed.

Impeach Bush because all this talk about war is based on one thing alone. REELECTION. How dare he question the democrats about their patriotism? Mayor Daley said it best when he said, "when one has nothing to say when attacked, he throws mud." What's wrong Georgie puss? Pissed off because they're right, or that your niece has a coke problem and can't control herself? In fact, all your kids are all fucked up. Nice going, Dad. Maybe if you weren't such a bastard, they wouldn't have to turn to drugs and alcohol to numb the feeling of having the last name Bush.

And finally, impeach Bush because HE SUCKS.

Thank you for your time peoples.

RANGER

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