This month, being Halloween at all, I thought I would talk about something that two fucking dorks in New York or some place like that say I have no grounds to talk about. Being a veggie. Meaning vegetarian. I want to present many concepts in your face as I have so many times. After reading this, you can E-mail those shitheads and tell them what assholes I am. If you want that address, e-mail me. I will not publicly harrass them.
I believe that there is another being that can be trusted on this earth, even more than a human. An animal that you can find comfort with. You look at the animals and say how cute they are. I think that sometimes the animal species is more intelligent and less dangerous than humans. I have respect for animals so therefore I have made a personal decision not to eat anything with a face. I have lived an animal free diet for about 7 years now. I am very happy I made that decision, so I believe that eating pizza once a day is the best someone could do rather than eat a defenseless animal, who is stuck on this world trying to fucking live his life like any of us.
I do not eat animal products, however I do drink milk. I feel that milk does not harm the animal. I feel that milk is a product that can help a human, and a vegitarian such as myself to get some of the vitamins and minerals you miss giving up animals. I do not have to live my life eating bloody steaks like the naive public does. Many people I have met do not drink milk because they feel the animal is getting tortured by having to produce milk. What people have to understand is that cows give milk, just like women give milk. If you don't understand what that means, you are probably one of the guys who wanted to bash me so bad. I feel that these animals are not machines, and they somehow turn into them. Another example of mankind taking something pure and innocent, and turning into another fucking misconception of inovation. Maybe these fucking farmers who have sex with the damm things should realize, if the cow is nice enough to give milk, why kill it?
There are so many alternatives to eating animals. These animals get killed everyday, just so we can make shitty commercial about "Beef: it's for dinner." You know whoever is the sorry ass who wrote that fucking commercial is a fucking liar. Yeah, maybe in your house jagoff, but not in mine. Your brains are in mine? We are going to go home and eat your brains for dinner mother fucker. I am just kidding. I would never consider doing a thing like that. I know that the public feels "ooooo....I can't live without meat" "I love the animals, but I need my meat" or my favorite "I will get sick if I go veggie." Well, you people can find many nutrious things to eat. Pizza is very nutrious, without the flesh group you get 3 of the 4 basic food groups. You can eat salad, or mexican. The beans in mexican food usually are high in protein. A nice Gardenberger Sub from Subway is also good for you. While you sarcastic sons and daughters of...never mind...are talking the shit, I am doing the shit. I feel better, and I know you will too.
What we have to do to put the slaughterhouses out is just boycott meat. If there is no demand for the product, the supply will run out. Stop wearing clothes made of animals. There is plenty of shit out there you could be wearing. It makes me think of that one comment in Con-Air, "I killed this girl, and wore her face as a hat on the way home." You might as well start eating human flesh. Animals do not deserve the shit they get.
The thing that pisses me off is when people say "God made animals so we could eat them." Well, excuse my ignorance, but I know PETA has found something in the bible that says Jesus was a vegetarian. I wouldn't doubt it. I never would put anything past Jesus. Well, a couple things, but that is a whole new tales. I feel that the animals can be friends with humans and vice versa. It is like that with cats and dogs. How come no one eats them? I think that this food chain bullshit really bites it, and nobody needs it.
And a message to Proctor & Gamble, you really need to reconsider your thinking. Do you think feeding animals your products and testing them on them is going make your products better. We know your shit works well, just about as well as Hillary Clinton giving a blow job to herself. You are angering alot of people, and they are not buying your products. Everyone wants to say save the animals. Well, here is another chance to do something about it. Do not buy Proctor & Gamble products. Throw them out or dump them down the drain. They suck. Buy Johnson & Co. They make suck too, but they don't test animals with their shit. I always felt a death row inmate will work better, but that's me. Then you can give some kind of contributution to their family (this is society I am talking to) or some shit like that.
I am sorry I don't mean to be a little serious on Tales or nothing, but this is something I have wanted to address for a long time. I have no subjects to write about at this time, so there. And why am I apologizing, this is my site. Get your own if you don't like it!!! =).
Anyway, that will do it for this month. Tune in next month when we have a "headroast." (You know like a pig roast. We will eat human heads. Yeah That's the ticket.) It is my opinion and a belief I hold strong so I wanted to address it. I am a fucking asshole, so deal with it, be-a-itch.
Have a nice day, and save the animals.
THE STONED RANGER
P.S. Remember Resurrection is in 9 days. Hope to see you there!!!
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