It was on November 1, 1999 when THE STONED RANGER'S COMPUTER VIRUS was born. Taking the traditional Strictline Web Invasion and changing it into an insane collage of graphics, obscenities, and much much more, made me a hit. Many people have taken quite a liking to the virus. I really didn't think it would go over. Although, I am not at a level where I would like to be, I feel good, thanks to the many of you who have seen my site, and kept in touch with me. Plus, special thanks to some of the people out there who have taken their time out to help me with the site. Now, let's kick the shit.
The Stoned Ranger's Computer Virus. Many saw the name and thought it was an actual virus, so they would not check out the site. But those they did, it got to them either way. It either offended them, or it made them laugh. It made them think that SFR is a freak, or just a mixed up person. The Virus was one of the first attacks performed on the main stream by me. I will continue to put my "bloodclots" on the mainstream media, the youth of America, the working class male or female, the gay and bisexual, the goth and punk, any race you can think of, will be affected, and in 2K it will be no different. You want to watch shows, SFR brought the freak show. The ringmaster of raunchy, vulgar language, and the obscene outlaw. The Stoned Ranger is the bottom line when it comes to "too far" and "explicit language: parental advisory," I will make the sticker "Bad fucking language: children listen to with your parents while hitting the pipe." I am an asshole, and I am breaking through. The sinsmellia kingdom slowly but surely comes to life. The Virus was just a part of ganja-fever.
Futhermore, before and after the Virus, we saw the dawn of Strictline Entertainment. The group who took the meaning of a bands "jam session" and turned it upside down. The shows welcome many people no matter how old, how tall, whatever. It was a time to get the gang together and party. From the controversial "backyard shows" at the Filler Residence, to shows taking place at halls all over the suburbs, the Stoned Ranger has been taking the word "entertainment" to a new extreme. Now, with SRTV:THE STATIC EXPERIENCE on the way. Many will come across the Stoned Ranger while being the zombies they are watching television.
Looking back the past year, the site opened with the attack of Harper College Radio Station WHCM and former 3W member "Tocahantas" for basically trying to keep SFR down, and also the school's book prices, and math electives. It also fired at the frenzies of modern American life such as television, christmas shopping, the Litteton Massacare, the Y2K hysteria, and much more. Also, the open letter to the Cook County's Sheriff Department who put the cabash on "Nutcase Showcase." Made the attack on the "American Way and Dream" and also talked about the sensitive issue of Censorship. The Stoned Ranger doesn't spare anybody of anything. That includes the carnivorous human race and the obsession with eating dead animals. I will fucking say what I want, and if you don't like it, suck my ass.
I am a fucking freak, it is what I am good at, and have been good at. I do not intend on changing. I fucking hate society and the way that life works out. While politicians wine and dine on our tax dollars, many poor and endangered people are roaming the streets doing what they have do to survive. While Monica Lewinsky feasts upon Bill Clinton's penis, a child is eating the remains of someone's dinner in a dumpster. While O.J. Simpson is acquitted of murder, aproxmateley more people get killed. While people are too busy critizising the use of marijuana for recreational purposes, sports athletes are abusing steroids so bookies everywhere can collect come sunday. As the great band Fear Factory would say, "this is America, this is America, and I love America." I will kick down the door and address all these issues in my own funny and comical way. I will break through and I will be on mainstream radio ready and willing to attack the grapefruits of the sick society we all inhabit. That is my opinion, if you agree great. If not, suck my ass.
The Stoned Ranger is a universal foot soilder for the under appreciated, underpaid, taken for granted humans (and animals who die to become dinner) and I am marching on, because the guy from "glory glory hallejuah" was too busy smoking shit in the back alley. I do not want to change the world, I just want to help make it more tolerable for other to live in. Just by turing on their radio dial mon-fri and hear SFR kick the shit. Howard Stern may be the king of shock radio. Well, once given the chance, I will be the God of shock. I am sorry about the divorce dude. Doesn't anyone understand, it's only entertainment. I am ready to be known. Get ready for the freakshow. It is coming very soon!!!!
Hi ho steamroller and lots of thanks and love, THE STONED RANGER
