Hello everyone and once again I welcome you to TALES FROM THE MOTHER FUCKING STRICTLINE. This month, we will talk about something that scares some the internet.
I will have to admit, ever since I have been getting to know how to use the internet, I have grown quite amused by it. You meet people from all over and learn about new things. Then there are things you bump into that you want nothing to do with.
What are these things??? Let's take the list from the top, and you let me know if you agree or disagree. I have included the ones I feel are bad,(which have a * next to it) and the ones that the mainstream feels are bad without the mark next to it.
*POLITICAL SITES: Here we have facist bastards like republicans and democrats trying to influence our way of thinking. I am so sick of fucking politicians. After reading the Flynt report, I do not need to learn more shit about the republicans. What is with some of these guys? They cheat on their wives, lie to the American people, and suck each others cum out of their penises. (Most women republicans look like men so what the fuck is the difference.) Then there are democrats who society thinks are soooo cool. Like Cliton, whoops, I mean Clinton. That is what he was playing with when with Hillary the other night (unless she has a penis. Nothing surprises me these days). He is the "ladie's president" He likes to stain women's dresses with sperm, foundle young interns, and stick cigars up their asses when he is done. What a man. I think we could all look up to Jesse Ventura as a good role model for president because all of this because he does not portray himself to be someone else. He is what he is. Next year, we have Al Gore vs. Dan Quayle. Oh that is going to be a nail biter. Anyways, the internet sites they create are supposed to inform you about government affairs. We can't even trust our government to be honest with us so why should anyone give a shit about their affairs. I think that I should run for president. Our country is fucked up beyond recognition, it could get much worse.
CHILD MOLESTERS ON WEB:I was going through guestbooks, and I found a site that said do not E-mail unless you are female. What a fucking loser!!!! You can kiss my fucking ass because the only person who would be foolish enough to E-mail you is a woman that lives somewhere in a tin can that is too busy fucking her cousin because she smells like dog shit and no one wants to touch her. We can laugh now but it is serious!!! These fucking perverts who lead children, mainly female, to meet them and show pictures of offensive material, and try the act of sex on them themselves. You know that the day of extinction isn't far away when shit like this goes on. These people should be hung on walls and people should casterate them. I think that having aligators bite off their dicks would be more fun. Now that;s what I call a BLOW JOB!!!
WHITE SUPREMACY SITES: OK, now I am one for freedom of speech, but these people take it a little too far. They are really extreme and need to lay off the caffene and punk music. I know a couple of skinheads here and there, and not all fit the stereotype. They have their beliefs, just as the people who are for black sumpremacy and female domination do. I do not agree with their beliefs, but I feel that people will ignore because many "closet racists" do not want their real feelings to be felt. I know many people who are other colors or nationalites or whatever you want to call it, and they are just as normal as the next guy.
SEX SITES: I have a girlfriend. I love her. I don't need to see that shit. Sometimes, my curiousity is arised from them, but she is with me. The only way to enjoy porn is to it together. To me, it is a comedy, and parents take the shit too seriously. It is disgusting to see cum dripping all over someone's face, and why anyone would like that is beyond me. I guess it melts on your face and not on your hand.
THE "SO-CALLED" ANARCHISTS COOKBOOK SITES: If I found this site, Harper College would be in trouble. (Just kidding.) I think that these sites are jsut another excuse to lay blame on the Littleton, CO incident when the parents are to blame. These kids obviously did not have much love in their life and that is why they reacted as they did.
*SITES ON ANIMAL TORTURE: To the sick bastards who came up with this shit. We should put your testicles in a blender and watch them grind up. That would be animal tortue worth watching.
*THE STONED RANGER'S COMPUTER VIRUS:Bad, bad, bad. This is a bad site that uses swearwords =).
I think I wrote all this due to the anger I am feeling because of my Mother's heart attack she suffered on Fri. May 28, 1999. I hope all of you pray she is better and please love your parents because you only get one pair, unless your name is Timmie whose Mom fucked three guys at the same time.
That is all for now, see you next month. Hi ho steamroller and away!!!
-SFR