Now onto the shit. R. Kelly. You know him, you love him, and if you are under the age of 16, chances may be that he has hit one you once or twice. Here is a great fucking role model. Here is a man who has put out endless hit after hit, made lots of money, and now women are coming from everywhere to say he had sex with them at a very early age.
Kelly denies all the allegations that are pointed towards him. Even though there have been videos that show him having sex with these women, he denies it. Come on R, you dumb fuck. Who is the dude getting some chick going down on him in that video? Is it your twin brother G. Kelly? G likes them young.
I wrote a song about R. Kelly. It is a spoof of his hit “I Believe I can Fly.” You know, the theme from that fucking Spacejam movie staring Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan. Anyway you can sing the lyrics to it here:
I guess I am just that type of guy
I really don’t know why
I won’t fuck her unless she’s in high school
And if it’s junior high, then sure, it’s cool
His lawyer Gerald Margolis was quoted in the Sun Times saying, “the cash machine is closed.” What a fucking jagoff. Here we have women coming forward talking about their affair with R Kelly (or G, his twin brother), one of which was told by R. Kelly to have an abortion after he impregnated her, and his suckass lawyers are painting him the victim. What a bunch of fucking bullshit.
I have a good question, if R. Kelly is innocent, then how come the first two cases that were brought against him were settled. He paid money to keep the people quiet this means. This is what the term “the cash machine” represents. If Kelly were so innocent, why would he settle? Furthermore, Kelly married the late pop sensation Aaliyah when she was only 15. Due to the possibility of facing statutory rape charges, the marriage was quickly annulled.
I don’t see R. Kelly coming out to talk about this openly. I would answer my accusers if this happened to me. I wouldn’t settle for a fucking penny. Yet Kelly is paying off people left and right. That right there is an admission of guilt in itself. That right there says, “I fucked your little girl” to the parents of these troubled people.
And who knows how many other kids Kelly has had sex with that do not want to come forward due to the high publicity in this case. Margolis said that Kelly isn’t a monster, I disagree. I am not trying to be a bandwagon jumper. I am just going by what the facts are.
And worst yet, how does Kelly’s family feel about this. Since Kelly’s infatuation with younger women has now earned him the title of “R&B pedophile”, what does his wife and children think of him? Will she stand by her man? How old is she? Only time can tell what will come of this new soap opera mess going down right here in Chicago.
The band Inflict got the chance to meet R. Kelly since they recorded their CD in his studio. I wonder if Kelly tried to hit on any of the girls who may of went to the studio with them. Who knows? All I know is that Kelly is letting his lawyers take the rap for his sex crimes, and R. Kelly continues to be free.
I can only imagine what the girls who got the privledge of having sex with this asshole pedophile are thinking. How this has affected their lives and debating whether or not to have the courage to come forward. I think that if Kelly had consenual sex with these girls, they were most likely shocked and amazed that someone with the star power of this man would be interested. I can only hope that R. Kelly takes responsibility and this whole media circuse will end in a less painful way for the girls involved.
That is all for tales this month. Wish me a happy birthday for I turn an age older this month. Peace be with you and remember friends don’t let friends fuck kids. I guess R. Kelly had none.
Peace,
RANGER