It appears to me that public transportation these days is at an all time low. There are many reasons for this. I will try to cover as much ground as I can on this. We will cover every type of transportation there is.
PACE (BUSES)= A simple equation for pace is simple. P.eople A.ren't C.ompetent E.nough. This goes to their drivers. First off, they can't drive worth shit. I mean when I am in the bus, I feel like I am on a carnival ride. Which is cool, but I don't like the fact this scares the shit out the senior population on the bus. They think it is a race car. Let me tell your Mario Andretti wanna be ass, you have a responsibility to the community and the passengers to exercise safety and sensibility. Just because your parents didn't when you were born because they smoked crack when you were a fetus, and the doctor dropped you on your dome, doesn't mean the rest of the world has to suffer. If you want to be a nutcase on the road, go to the go kart track, jack off. Also, the co host of Strictline on WHCM Kevin, is always late to my show because you fuckers can't even unload someone who is on a wheelchair properly. Do these people go to special ed. to learn how to drive buses? I do not know. Plus, half the time they don't stop when you are waiting. You need a flare gun just to get them to slow down. Dumb fucks. You ever try to follow one of these bastards on the road. It's a fucking joke
THE METRA TRAIN: This one I am not even going to attempt to get into too much detail over. You people have got train conductors that make David Duke look unopressive (if that is a word, it is a fucking miracle. I just made it up) I can't believe that one day, Kevin had to wait through three trains that passed him and his buddy who is in a chair. I think that is irresponsible and that is the reason why Kevin started G.A.M. in the first place. You people are going down one day at the hands of the Strictline.
TAXIS: Hands down the worst, Not only are some of the drivers fucking ignorant, but you should see what goes on in the office. E-mail for specifics on this one. I work at a taxi company so that is how I know this. But some of these drivers take their sweet ass time and lie to dispatchers where they are at and everything. I even heard stories of drivers asking for sexual favors in return for free rides. They don't know how to read a mapbook to save their lives. Now don't get me wrong, I do not dislike all cab drivers. I am cool with lots at where I work. But a good portion of them the company I work at could do without. Plus, they never want to come out Monday morning. So every Monday morning is a nightmare for me at work.
The sollution is simple. GM, Ford, Chrysler are you listening? GIVE AWAY CARS AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL PAY YOU FOR THEM. That is the plan, my man. Sure we will put a huge dent in the budget and probably fuck up some Senator's new swimming pool along the way, but hey thems are the breaks, kid. If the world could own cars, we would not have to depend on any of the above or anything, anyone else to get us from point A to B.
That is all I have to say this month. Wish me a happy birthday and also a big congrats for me graduating from Harper. Anyone who didn't think I could do it. Suck my ass, I just did!!!!
Hi ho steamroller...and away,
THE STONED RANGER