THE TRUTH WAS MARCHING ON

Now let's get down to business. Business! It is the word that our government is based on. No more who cares if the people are happy, who cares who dies for our dollars, nothing!!! It comes down to how much more money can we make, and who will be the expendable jackasses to make it for us.

I can remember to a time when I wasn't born. Actually that sentence makes little sense...I can remember studying in history books when this country was a great place to live in. However, JFK once said "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what can you do for your country." When if ol' JFK were around for me to answer that question (and his death was another government conspiracy) I would sit on Lady Liberty's face, pull my pants down, and take a huge shit down her throat. Yes, I know it is extreme, but I am an extremist.

Bill Clinton. The evil man. The "big brother" of the United States. After that whole Lewinsky thing, the man thinks he's untouchable. He thinks because his dumb wanna be JFK ass got away with lying to the American people about something silly like an affair he can get away with anything. Even if it means destroying an entire country for little or no reason. I was watching on TV last week and couldn't help to notice the refugees of Kosovo looking upset, and seeing they have had no shelter for quite some time now. Why? Because once again our fucking country, the busybodies they are, have to go into foreign affairs AGAIN, and try to make a statement. There is absolutely no reason for us to be there. There are other NATO countries around there that can help. In the meantime, Boris Yeltsin is in Russia get ready to piss that last glass of Vodka he drank down our throats, we are upsetting many Third World countries (believe me they hate us enough already. Why piss them off further?) and more importantly, China is not supporting our actions. In fact, China hates us.

I remember I was listening to Mancow one morning, and he had a live speech from Clinton in the background. In this speech, ol' Billy was bragging about China. How they need our help? Our help? China is in my mind, the biggest threat to us with all the nuclear weapons they have at their disposal. They can waste us in 2.2 seconds. To be at peace with them would be great. Yet, they do not need our helping hand. Ask Kosovo about our helping hand, and they will tell you. Our prescence is not needed in Kosovo. We should not be there. I have heard people compare this to Vietnam and you saw how we won that one (Yeah right). We are representing other countries as a whole and pissing off the reat of the world so I feel like we are sending these countries to the wolves. It is harder to attack America, but think about Great Britain, France, and so on. They are in harm's way. We are creating a problem because Bill Clinton's ego is the size of the American budget.

And I ask what is the American budget? And I ask what is America? This is not a free country. Many foreign people say that there were less laws in their countries than there are here. If the secret service or the CIA saw this edition of Tales, I would be in the gas chamber right now. Because of what I said? It is good we have people like the Blue Ribbon movement for free speech, and rock artists such as 2 Live Crew, Ozzy, 1/2 of the rap groups in America, the other half metal, and Mancow who are for free speech in this country because sooner or later that will be the only thing free here. The government tries to take away cigarettes, alcohol, and marijuana away. I know that these are potentially harmful substances (so some doctors who don't know a stephoscope from their penis tell us) and they want to tax anything. "Look Bill, there is a earthworm in the mud. How about we tax anyone who has one of those in their backyard?" We can't bare arms in certain states, the news is trying to convince us that wrestling is bad for our youngsters (what would you rather they watch, wrestling or the next edition of 20/20 so that show can scare the shit out of them.) The things that America enjoys are disappearing and we are about to go into World War III all because our fucking president, who lied to our faces, is on a fucking powertrip. We pay taxes in this country so Clinton and Gore can double team on prostitutes that will let them stick more than a cigar in their assholes. So they can destroy our country. Why are we paying taxes to get ourselves killed. Let's resurect Jimmy Jones and he can kill us all telling us to drink the kool aid with poison in it? Hey at least the last thing we do will taste good.

I tell you, that bible that some people don't believe in, is starting to become true. Our world is ending quick. And the country that we live in are the ones causing it all. Look in the book of Revalations to learn more. I hate to say it, but this world may not get a chance to see 2000 and worry about their fucking computer bug if things keep going the way they are. We need to leave Kosovo and let someone else be the policeman of mother Earth. I also think we should bring relief to these refugees that are forced out of our homes. If our training of the army is so good, why don't we send Navy Seals in to take out madmen like Saddam Hussien, that Kari ALi...forgot his name, and the president of Yugoslavia who is punishing these refugees for no reason. We have to realize that a good portion of Iraq is not behind Hussain, that a good portion of Yugoslavia is not behind that guys actions. That the press wants us to believe that CLinton is Time's Man of the Year and that we are doing the right thing. I think when Dan Rather is sitting in CBS studios doing his 5:30 newscast and all of a sudden it is blown to pieces because China decided to nuke us, or some other country who has that capability, will he still think we did the right thing? We will never know because his burnt corpse would be on the Empire State Building while English tourists are pissing in their pants because of what transpired. That's the news. Good night.

I hope I haven't offended anyone, but if I did, take your ass to church if you want any sympathy. That is the end of this blissful edition of Tales, see you next month.
-SFR