NEWS FOR MAY 2002

TALES THE CD UPDATE
Tales From the Strictline: Volume One, the new CD created by the Stoned Ranger is almost done. Waiting on songs and for printing to finish. The CD features 13 rants by the Stoned Ranger that are in his Tales from the Strictline right here on StonedRanger.com. We will have the CD available here for sale once it is completed.

CLAIM YOUR INDEPENDENCE
The date has been set for Chronicfest VI. It is being called Independence as well. There will be two floors of excitement. The upstairs will be all ages and will also feature Milkplow as the headliner, as well as the first Stoned Ranger showing of the new supergroup ADD featuring Dave and Ron from Vis@40, Margie from Ballistic, and Matt from SPF and Nmbr 6, and the return of Committed to Rangerville as well with their new singer Allison Radez. Also slated to play will be I Feel Sick, Slitheryn, Colonel Stem, Shun (from Tennessee), Red River, and Crashpoet. Downstairs is still in the booking process but Committed will be playing down there. We are also expecting Premium as well as Soulgroove to be doing some stuff down there as well. The event will be a fundraiser for the Moose Lodge in Downers Grove for they have been host to many shows as do good for many people as well. The building could very well be shut down as they need lots of money to keep the operation going.

THE STONER COMEDY JAM
On May 9th, the Rockhouse in good old Rolling Meadows will be having SRTV as part of the Edge Comedy show. The Ranger will be hosting it as well as having cameras running that evening. It should be a good time but you must be over 21 to attend. Sit down and have a laugh as some of the comics from the Edge show entertain you.