Remember back in the early 80’s. Cable was born and with cable came Music Television, otherwise known as MTV. People loved it. It played videos. It was unprecedented. I remember as a child, I would stay up late to watch a show on NBC called Friday Night Videos. It was awesome because I got to see videos of Def Leppard, Scorpions, and all those bands I loved in my childhood. Then MTV came along and I was introduced to Megadeth, Anthrax, Motley Crue, and other awesome metal bands. Plus it was videos all the time. It was great. You also had Closet Classics, which showed videos of Led Zep, Black Sabbath, and other classic rock icons.
Nevertheless, that idea has come and gone. MTV is now a sanctuary for people who just fucking suck. It plays the stupid shit. Like Britney, N*Sync, that fucking animal murderer P. Diddy (who can’t just stick to one name…hey Sean boy, I have a name for you. Let’s just call you worthless wanna be Russell Simmons piece of shit.) and other worthless shit out there that has no place for the industry known as music. I am sure Dave Matthews falls in this category somewhere.
First off, there really is no music anymore. This all started when The Real World came into play. Many people liked it at first. But season after season, the show sucked dick. I am sure that is what the cast was doing behind closed doors. Then we saw the birth of many other shows. Like that shitty Road Rules, and the “dramas” that they produced about teenage life. Do they really think that teenage life is as artificial as they portray it to be? Is it as easy as they think it is? Teenagers now have it rough because they are facing many obstacles. That “My So Called Life” show didn’t help.
Then they decided to create moron television. That fucking show Jackass. What the hell was that? Although I found it funny the five minutes I watched of it, are they that desperate for ratings? They must have been hiring some worthless, untalented, ugly, retarded, piece of shit fuck named Tom Green.
Tom Green is the epitamy of stupidity. This guy belongs in special education classes for the stupid. Who the fuck does this guy think he is? This guy suffered from testicular cancer, and they show his testicles on camera. What a fucking goofball. Then he does this crappy Freddy Got Fingered movie. I wish he got fingered all right. Got fingered by a Rhinoceros. That horn right in his stomach. Oooooooo, that would be fucking awesome man. Maybe Tom Green could put that on his moronic show. What a dumb fuck he is. I remember when he was on Dennis Miller, he started a pillow fight. I think we should put Green on Jackass, and make him the mascot of the show. Johnny Knoxville kicking his ass. Sounds like fun to me.
So then Kevin Dunn, one of the top producers of the WWF comes up with this innovative idea, Tough Enough. What a fucking joke. Let’s film 8 people trying out for wrestling. Gee. That has Real World written all over it, doesn’t it? Then there is the great Spring Break that is right around the corner. Bunch of frat boys and slutty girls getting together in a big celebration of pop culture and generation M. (M is for moron.) That is why the “Spring Break Uncensored” series began. I also loved “Wanna Be A VJ?” The only reason I wasted any time at all watching that is one of my good high school friends was involved in that (that would be Kielie. The person who should of won.) piece of shit competition that was fixed from the get go. That little doper fuck Jesse won. Then there was a sequel after that. I think just by the fact Jesse won, they should of discontinued the promotion.
So MTV created M2 because of these complaints. That’s great for them, but they should just kill all the pop culture nonsense and move along. Get rid of all this nonsense. I guess when you are with Viacom, a huge corporation; you sell out your right to make decisions about your programming.
That is all for this month. Happy St Patty’s Day and I will see you next month.
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