You know that gameshow? Yeah the one where they ask questions that Kidnergartners could answer faster than the contestants. That's right. That "Who Wants to be a Millioniare" shit. I am really surprised about two aspects of that show. First, that UPN is not airing it and ABC is. Secondly, that Regis Philbin would host it. I think it would be more fun if Willard Scott hosted it with the retirement home down the street from the studio. Well, I am here to say all you fucked up zombies out there, it is time for your 4:20 wake up call.
Now, we all know my opinion of television. IT SUCKS (unless it is wrestling, alot of HBO, and my show.) The most basic game show in the world, and the couple (and couple) of SFR's fans may or may not dig it. However, the rest of the world for certain is, except for a few smart people on the WHCM staff, and a few others I know. Let's take a look at some aspects of this show shall we?
First, naming a show "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" is kind of stupid if you ask me. Most likely 95%of the world would like to fuckheads, and yes that is my final answer. Why couldn't it be a cool name like "Let's Make Money" or "Answer" or "Regis is cool" or "Kathie Lee Sucks It"...whatever the case may be, that is a shitty name for a show.
Second complaint (better get some toliet paper and possibly light one up, this could get long and ugly) what is up with that music? I feel like I am playing the retarded version of the Nintendo game "Metroid" every time I hear that damm shit. Why don't they use cooler music? Not the fucking shit you hear in the video arcade. If I wanted to play a video game, I would of bought a Playstation, no wait, a Sega Dreamcast, no whoops wrong one. Nintendo 64, Ooops fucked up again. Colleco-vision HELL YEAH!!!
Third, why Regis Philbin? Why not Donald Trump? He could actually give the money away out of his own pocket. Then you know the questions would be somewhat challenging. They would most likely have to make at least five phone calls to friends for help. I mean what if the guy is a loser, and has no friends? Does this mean he can call Kathie Lee Gifford at home and ask for help?
Fourth, why are the guests so stupid? They would have better luck with first graders. If they are trying to make this show somewhat challenging, they are failing miserably.
This is another attempt at trying to make television tolerable and failing. All television producers do is fail and this is another reason why. My message to you guys, time to go back to school, and to Regis, get better clothes BUDDY.
Hi ho steamroller,
THE STONED RANGER