WE DON'T NEED THEM!!!!

Hello again and welcome to another blissful edition of Tales. This month we explore the world of bills.

Yes bills, I have to pay them, you have to, hell, we all have to. Whether it is electric, water, gas, car payment, insurance, these are things we must pay no matter what. Otherwise we lose our phone, electirc, and so on.

First, let's touch upon the insurance. I went through an insurance agency to get insurance for my car. The rate I was quoted was a down payment of $258, then in two weeks $131, and then $59 a month. Not bad!!! When I went to the office to make my down payment my rate raised up to $89. Nobody calls me to tell me, nobody does jack shit. I reluctantly agreed because it still was a cheap rate when last company was $140 a month. (This is full coverage by the way.) It took this place at least a month to mail my policy and insurance card. When I finally got it, I ofund out my rates were raised again, and ALSO I had to pay an extra $105 for a down payment because these mother fuckers put me on a life insurance policy. Now they were all smiles when I first walked in the door, when they took my money. But then when I simply wanted to know their reasoning for raising my rates, and not telling me that I was buying a life insurance policy, they got mad at me. Here I am, a fucking customer of their's, and you would of thought I found every one of their daughters and fucked them up the ass so hard, they couldn't walk. That is how I got treated because they ripped me off. Now I ask all of you, has this ever happened to you???

I think that every type of service there is should be shot and killed. Mechanics quote you a rate, and then tell you something else is wrong. They take advantage of people's stupidity of cars and fuck them. On the other side, most apartments take your money to run their fucking credit check, and when you ask, "What kind of credit to I need to get in?" they say, "well, we look at a lot of things." Yeah, they look at a lot of things, and believe me the size of a man's dick is not one of them. They should because once again, you are getting fucked. Doctors won't treat you unless you have the money, lawyers would save your ass, but instead send you to a public deffender that doesn't give a shit whether you live or die. This is a nice fucking planet we live on. When we can't trust the services that are supposed to help us, we are in big fucking trouble.

Secondly, once again Commenwealth Edison (I feel bad for Thomas that this piece of shit company is named after him. He must be rolling over in his grave right now.) Once again fucked up and charged me $420 for 20 days of electricity. I know people who live in mansions that pay twice as less than that. On top of that, they have...
a) Charged me for an apartment I did not live in.
b) Charged me $150 in the place I used to live in. In other words they charged me between Oct-Jan, when I moved in on February 2.
c) Put a delequent (sorry I can't spell) mark on my credit when I paid them.
d) Must I go on?

The point is this is the only electric company that we can choose. WHY??? If they are going to get people who didn't graduate Special Education to work for them, why should we pay them as much as we do? They can't do shit right over there. Dumb asses. These people don't give a fuck about the people who pay their salaries, and instead want to stress you out so bad that you have a heart attack and die so they have less paperwork to do. What a bunch of fucking losers!!!

I am saying, you people that say you are commited to the customer, why don't you act like it for a change so we see a value in the services provided to us as consumers? I've seen commercial after commercial suck people in. "Want to get out of debt, call this number and get approved for a loan in 5 minutes." I think what they mean to say call this number so we can spread you legs and fuck you hard. We'll aprove your loan but charge you 25% interest.

If we can't trust these people, who can we trust? If we can't go to a hospital because of the fear we are going to get charged $1,500 down the line, what can society do to help? If we need auto insurance, how do we know that the company we're working with won't try to fuck us out of every dime we make? Should we buy a lot of logs and gasoline for heat, because Com Ed hires Jerry's Kids to work for them? Can we trust our money in a bank when we don't know what is happening with it? I tell you my friends, I really don't know the answers to any of these questions. I just let experience speak for itself, and it doesn't sound happy.

That is all. See you next month.
-SFR

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