VICIOUS RAMBLINGS

Hello my friends and Rangerheads and welcome to Tales for the 6th month of June in the year twenty o three. I am excited to be here and to tell you I have absolutely no fucking topic. So I decided that once again I will list various shit and my thoughts. If that is Ok with you, that is spectacular. If not, smoke my fucking cock.

The Glenbrook North situation. Yes I know it is old. 31 students expelled from school and three not getting their diplomas because they would not bow down to what the school wanted. Poor girls. Maybe if you didn’t act like a bunch of jackasses you wouldn’t have to worry about that situation. Did you check out that Liat bitch on Good Morning America? When asked if she felt any remorse, she couldn’t answer the question. She probably didn’t know what it meant, so she kept rephrasing her answer. Yeah, let’s give that nitwit a diploma.

My feeling ultimately is this. This was an event that the school let go on for years, and never did anything about. In fact, before this story broke, some of the juniors complained about it, and little or nothing was done, according to some girls on Oprah. These girls shouldn’t have gotten expelled. They should have been arrested on assault charges. Did you see the fists flying on people’s heads in the video? Fucked up. After that happened, I believe that the same girls should of taken all the administration who didn’t give two fucks about this shit before CNN got their hands on it into those woods and splattered them with all the shit those dumb juniors got. By the way, to those juniors, I know a couple guys that would love to get with dummies like you who subject yourselves to such ridiculous bullshit.

Moving along, has anyone heard that new Metallica song? Jesus. I think they are confused now. That song doesn’t have one constant beat to it. They jump all over the place. I think that the band is now in an argument with itself whether they should stay true to their roots (and their fans), or if they should continue to write the same Cracker Jack bullshit songs they wrote that helped them get on MTV in the first place. I guess the song “Struggle Within” would be a nice title for the new album instead of St. Anger. They can remake the song and make it sound really gay like they did with “Unforgiven.”

Simon Cromwell or whatever that dumb fuck's name is, says that there will be no American Idol 3. Thank you, you dumb son of a bitch. That is the first good thing you have said in two seasons. I mean, look at what that show has spawned. Some dude who looks like he stuck his dick in the electric outlet, some hillbilly bitch who is stupid, a big black guy who squeeze his balls so hard he produces note as high as Mariah Carey (so I am told since I don’t watch that bullshit) and then another guy who looks like he is confused about his sexuality. Throw Paula Abdul, old has been, I can’t sing worth shit bitch in and you have yourself quite a meeting of the mind. Since all of them should share the same brain. Then there’s the Simon prick who will just bash them for it.

Our good buddy President Bush wants to cut or taxes and then head for Jordan to help Israel-Palestine relations. Well Mr. Bush I have some questions for you? Will you ever finish what you start? I mean of course there’s Osamma Bin Laden running around somewhere in the world. He is most likely involved in an exciting game of checkers with Saddam Hussein (you know, the other guy who was wanted dead or alive too, but somehow got away too). Iraq is in a total state of anarchy, our budget and economy are in shambles, the unemployment level is very high, we are on code orange, and here is our fucking president running to play golf with Mahmood Abbas and Ariel Sharon and trying to fix their problems. Hey bitch, they are two grown men. They don’t need the help of some forest gump looking dick to help them with their problems. You have already fucked up two countries (Afghanistan and Iraq); you think you can leave the rest of the world again. Speaking about not finishing things you started, you think you can continue to counsel the Bush children about the evils of drug and alcohol abuse. Oh I’m sorry. They are your family. Shit man, if I was in your family I would become a raving drunk myself.

Has anyone taken a moment out of their day to listen to Sean Hannity? Let me rephrase the question. Has anyone with a brain taken a moment out of their day to listen to Sean Hannity? This man has his head strategically placed up Bush’s ass. I mean really, we have enough Bushbots in the world. Do we need someone who thinks they are Rush Limbaugh infecting the minds of Americans?

Is it just me or are there too many ridiculous sequels in the works? 2 Fast 2 Furious??? The first one made me furious all right. What a piece of shit. Nice cars, but piece of shit. Then again, I take that back. I don’t understand how the old drag racing cars like GTOs and 442s and so on can morph into a Honda Civic or a VW Jetta. I don’t fucking get it. By the way, what’s up with Pontiac’s new GTO? Back to topic, sequels. Legally Blonde 2. It should have been illegal to make the movie the first time. Dumb and Dumberer. Is there such a word as dumberer? Taking that into perspective, you can only imagine what this movie will be like coming up with a dumb title like that. Terminator 3 might quite possibly be good, but what can this movie do that T2 did not do? American Pie has another sequel coming out. Also, are you getting annoyed by the Marvel comic movie craze?

Did that interview on Pointblank seem like a bad “behind the music” to you or was it just me? They did a good job. Thumbs up to them and their support.

Sorry I am tired now and I am going to bed. Hope I didn’t annoy you too much. Have a fun June.

RANGER

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