SMOKE MY COCK FUCKER

Hello kiddies and welcome to this month's edition of Tales. This month I am going to write about something positive. Why we should all quit smoking...cigarettes that is.

As you know the tobacco industry is another thing that the indians can be pissed at us for stealing from them again. Many corporate giants like Phillip Morris and RJ Reynolds and other piece of shit corporations took the task of selling tobacco to the human race. Killing one person at a time.

The thing that is sickening about cigarettes is the nicotine factor. This makes the cigarette addicting as it is, and makes it very hard for people to quit. I can't believe the presidents of the tobacco companies can sit here and testify on a jury that they don't believe nicotine is addictive. Well crack is addictive and they are most likely smoking it. Anyone who fucking says the shit is not addictive is a fucking crackhead and needs to have a cigarette shoved straight up their ass with gasoline on it and then lit. Fire in the hole...literally!!!!

I can't believe that we are all paying these murderers salaries. We are paying these corporations to kill us slowly. I have decided on quiting no matter how hard it is. I am tired of corporate giants having control of my life. I am going to smoke more weed to make up for it. Sure why not? THe government won't allow that (smoking weed) when it does well for people. THey won't even allow it for medical reasons now because fucking Clarence Thomas says there is no medical benifit from it. Well let's listen to the words of some dickhead who has been accused of sexual harrasment and names his dick long john silver or whatever the fuck that situation occured way back when. I am sure Thomas is the authority. I bet he was smoking a joint when he came up with that name.

SO the government will allow us to have heart attacks because they allow cigarettes to be sold and futhermore, they tax the shit. They know they are making a shit load of money on it, so they claim to fight the tobacco industry. That is a load of shit. In my opinion, I believe they support it. When tax dollars are to be made, the government will take advantage. So not only do we make these tobacco merchants rich, we also are helping the economy of our country (so they claim.)

I know it may be hard for people to quit, but we should all help each other to quit. I think that cigarette smoking is one of the most pointless fucking drugs in the world. It doesn't do anything except kill you. Sure it is great after dinner, but it just doesn't stop there. Many people depend on cigarettes. It is sad. I am quiting. I need to quit. I need to help myself to a better life. I hope many of you will join me.

That is about it for this month. Fuck cigarettes and fuck big tobacco. UP with the weed, down with the greed. Later kiddies.

THE STONED RANGER

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