SEIG HEIL MR COMMISIONER

Hello everybody and welcome once again to tales. I am going to touch upon something that really has been pissing me off lately. This little fuck that lives in Des Plaines has been going through efforts to stop the show SRTV:THE STATIC EXPERIENCE which has been doing somewhat well. Some people have seen, many have not. I would like to turn many into few but if this dickhead keeps up with his shit, I do believe I will not have that chance. This story begins back on March 10 this year when I recieved an e-mail from an "annonymous" person who let me know he was e-mailing "important" people on the AT&T cable staff and also the city of Des Plaines. (For that e-mail click here.) He lied out of his ass saying I repeatly said fuck. Well I watched the show my young friend (you are probably old and wetting yourself because you have nothing better to do than attack me prick). Let the record be known I watched the show and the word fuck was used only two times. He also said I kept saying "suck my ass." Well I said it once and once is all it takes you jagoff. I read his little e-mail, and had a chuckle. I decided to write him back and he blocked my e-mail address. We had no idea who this person was and he was hiding like a little bitch. Well little bitch, come on out because the Ranger wants to fuck you up.

So we don't hear anything from this little creaton for a while. The on site supervisor of the Mt Prospect studio mentioned a little something about it, but that was it. So come late May early June, I get a call from my friend and co-host from WHCM show Kevin. He tells me and actually plays a message on the machine from Brad Keoune (I really do not know how to spell his name, maybe I would learn if he actually would publish the story) is looking for the producer of the Static Experience so I call him and ask him what is the deal is. He tells me that this cable commsioner from Des Plaines is really livid about my show and brought it up in a city meeting. Well now because you talked to the Chicago Tribune buddy, the Ranger is getting press which means more of the public is getting a taste of the Ranger. (And for even a better taste, give me an e-mail and we will go out for dinner and then...)

I think you really need to get three things. A, a life B, an open mind C, a nice big joint so you could sit back and laugh at my show rather than bash it. I put alot of work into this show, and I really don't need some ignoramus like you fucking it up for me. I tried to be nice and reply to you in private professionally. But no, that wasn't good for you. You had to block my address. So now I have to address you publicaly and ganjastyle, so kiss off slap nuts.

That is all for this edition of tales, I shall see you next month.

HI HO STEAMROLLER AND AWAY
SFR

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