President Bush has this awesome plan to save the economy, but he has no plan how he can save the lives of many soldiers he is planning to send to Iraq for his personal amusement. Once again, there is no evidence of nuclear weapons in Iraq, so why are going? You know why? He is a fucking slapnut. Blood thirsty animal.
You know, frankly I am getting really sick to death of hearing about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. So she is a fucking bitch who cheated on him. Get over it and move you little fucking bitch. No one likes you, your music sucks and so does your mother.
So some idiot in Germany threatened to run a plane into a large office building. Last year some dumb fuck kid ran a crop duster into an office building. Do you think the terrorists of 9/11 started a new trend or what?
So J. Lo is getting married to Ben Affleck. Good for her. She is like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn. How many marriages and men has this bitch been with? They should rename that song "Jenny From the Block" to "Jenny sucks a lot of cock." And you know that this is going to ruin Ben Affleck when she decides that he is no good, and moves on to lucky contestant number 432,267.
Eminem is up for a grammy. Good for him. I guess you are learning about the benefits of becoming a corporate puppet you stupid fuck. In his song he says "I guess everyone wants to discuss me." Yeah they all talk about how much of a fucking joke you are. You went from being someone who used to talk about how life sucks, and now that His ex-wife Kim is so pathetic. She goes crying back to him after he has riducled her in many songs and even threw a blow up doll of her in the audience. I guess she has no pride and only cares about the almighty dollar, and maybe young Halley. Boy that poor girl. Can't wait to see how she turns out when she is 17 or so.
So the Chicago Sun Times recently reported on how much music acts are and how they are making a killing on their shows. Some of the acts mentioned were Paul Mccartney (charging $135 or so a ticket), the Rolling Stones (charging $114) & Bruce Springstein. Can these old mother fuckers get off their high horse? Who is to say that any of these artists deserve that much for a ticket? It is fucking sickening that they would charge that much for this concert. Grant it they all may be talented musicians, but there is no such thing as a fucking concert worth that much. What is even more fucking stupid is that us consumers would pay that much. They were talking about how Dave Matthews grosses lots of money with his concerts and doesn't charge that much. Hell, if I were to wear abercrombie & fitch clothes, sang like a bitch, and had good musicians like he does, I am sure I would be great too to a bunch of mindless fucking preppies who all think that they are going to save the world listening to this tree hugging bullshit music. Fuck DMB. Any chance I get to bash Dave Matthews and his cueball haircut is a good day.
About my show, to anyone who wants to kill me or kick my ass. Take a fucking number. I am so sick of hearing about this shit. You know where I tape. Come and get some. To the fucker that says he is going to jump me, go jump your mother instead. She likes it when her son with the 2 inch dick makes a pathetic attempt to anally intrude her since no one else will touch her. In fact, your dad most likely is the garbage man and they did it in the truck.
So we are coming on in Dupage county. This should be interesting.
And finally thumbs up to Lake County. Your scene rules. I love the unity. Did I mention this before?
What can you expect from SRTV? Holy shit. Be careful. To all the Rangerheads out there, thanks for the support see you in 2003. And hello to the conservative little bitches in Dupage.
RANGER