As I mentioned earlier in 1999, the world didn't die, nothing happened. I knew it. It was a scam by many computer companies so they could get the publics hard earned money once again. Bill Gates shouldn't be taking my money. He should be giving it to the poor. Me fuckhead that's who. I am poor. No in all seriousness I am sure there are less forutnate indivduals who could of had a better Christmas and/or New Year. Are you listening to this you computer geek bitch???
Now that the new year has begun. It is time for SFR to come alive. All the personal shit in my life lately is almost resolved. I am smoking crack cocaine now to soothe my nerves, and heroin to go to sleep. Great combination. I highly recommend it. Especially if you are 12 or under. THE ACCIDENTAL CONCERT is coming in Late Feb early March, THE STATIC EXPERIENCE starts in Jan, and the poetry page will start taking off. Speaking about taking off, hold this while I hit this joint...
puff puff cough cough
You know that's going to leave a mark. Now that we all survived Y2K, what the hell are we going to do now? Burn people. Yeah, burn people. Burn people's parents who don't understand that their kids are going to be adults whether they like it or not, burn people who go and spread rumors about SFR that he likes to drug up young girls and sleep with them, burn people who dump you on opening night of a huge event that you have been working so damm hard to get to. Burn mother fucker burn. Also burn people who have no concern over the well being of others, only themselves. I have spent a lifetime caring about other people, and as much as I would love to be a selfish prick and say FUCK IT. I don't.
We have survived this so called traumatic new year. Now we should all learn how to love each other. We should all try to get our best friend stoned and sleep with his sister (or brother in a female P.O.V.) we should all smoke crack with each others parents, we should drink booze at AA meetings, why? Because the only way I stay awake in one of those mother fuckers would be to hit Jose Cuervo on the way up. We must change the way of normal thinking. Otherwise, we will all be slaves to the norms of society. I want to freak out. I want to be free. I want to fuck seagulls if given the chance (just joking on that one.) The time is now to let loose, and SFR is going to let loose. Harper College look out. I am going to rip ass once again on the radio because I can, and that will be without...I am not going to talk about her...who gives a shit!!!
Can you feel the rage and the drive to do something different without going to Taco Bell. Hell yeah. I am here to create excitment, and make you all have a good time. Come join the party. The Stoned Ranger's freaky, fucking, funky funhouse where POT it's what is for dinner.
I would like to say I smoked lots of shit before I wrote this. I am a very happy camper. I just think that...forget it.
That is all for this month. My wishes for a kick ass new year for y'all.
HI HO STEAMROLLER AND AWAY,
The Stoned Ranger