WELL all I have to say is that the font is very much smaller. I am sick to fucking death of the shit that goes on in our scene. I have seen many promoters take credit for the things that the bands do. I have seen bands who aren't even fucking singed yet have this attitude that they are god all fucking mighty and I have seen fans of bands get violent with each other well the Stoned Ranger is here to say

WAKE THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

First a quick shout to the promoters. People call me a promoter and I tell them that I am not one. That I am a producer. This is because the majority of you fucking morons think that you are something special when in reality you are nothing but a waste of fucking sperm. You put together a show, something that a three year old could do, (that isn't true ofcourse) and then take credit for everything that went right in that show. What about the bands you fucking cocksuckers? My favorite promoters are the ones who find a band who they think is really hot that they never talked to before and then start giving them blow jobs in the middle of the crowd. Aren't they cool???

As far as the bands that think that they are hot shit, well guess what you aren't because you aren't signed. Until your name is Disturbed or Relative Ash or even From Zero, you really do not have the right to stomp on who you want to get to the top. Furthermore, we in the local scene should be there to support our fellow performers. So if your band does draw well and someone wants to book you in a show because they want that draw to see what the newer talent has to offer, can't you be genourous and help. Half the time the bands that have this attitude do not have a draw which gives them absolutely no fucking right to behave in the manner that they do, so I guess that makes you losers.

As far as fans go, if you do not like a band, you really do not need to attack the fans of that band. People are people, if one has a joint , no one will attack. So this is my speech to talk about smoking dope and how great it is. It brings two total strangers together comfortably. Ain't that great?

As far as anyone who thinks throwing consequence in my way is going to make the Ranger become normal FUCK YOU. I am fucking normal. All you mother fuckers are the ones who need mental help. To anyone who likes me, I like you back. To anyone who hates me, like my boys in Ditchwater say IDGAF. (Translated: I don't give a fuck)

See you in the winter and I hope to see you all at Chronicfest III where Santa Claus will smoke dope with me on stage. Later

Peace and love and wishes for happy holidays
THE STONED RANGER