Welcome to hardcore tales, where anything can happen. I do apologize for taking so long to write this but there has been a lot happening in SFR's life lately. So please do forgive me.
I was originally going to write about my college graduation, which was without a doubt the most dysfunctional graduation I have ever atteneded and it figures that it is my own. Oh well, but because SFR is in the Tribune, he figured he would comment on that instead because Harper gets enough of my time when I write for the Harbinger.
As many know the show SRTV: The Static Experience has been running on cable access since January of this year now. It has been getting a decent response and many say it actually is a good show. Yet there are a couple who disagree.
Now my Tales for June was directed to the cable commisioner that sent me a bad e-mail. He didn't sign his name on it and he blocked his e-mail address so when I sent a reply, he wouldn't get it. We now know his name and a little about this fuckface.
His name is Bob Suriano and he is 36 years old and is a computer programmer. He is also a cable commisioner in the city of Des Plaines,IL. He also likes to fuck sheep in his backyard, and play with little boys on the swing set. Everything was true except the last two. He most likely does those.
Suriano I have made a challenge to you on my show to come on and bring your stupid assanime opinions with you. The show will air in two weeks so you can shit in your pants with anger. I can't wait to hear what you have to say about that you prick. You are making these generalizations on a professional and emotional level. You are really not my concern. You buddy is.
"Cable commissioner Joe Botte said he would love to block Casaccio's show. "It's an exercise in stupidity," he said. "This serves no purpose other than to have an individual show off for his buddies at an age when he thinks he knows it all.""-Chicago Tribune June 20,2000
How dare you you fucknut? Show off. I will show you show off mother fucker. We are going to film me kicking your pathetic little ass bitch. Let's see you produce a show dickhead. My show promotes local bands and other talent. I may be a foul mouthed jerk and that is it. You want an exercise in stupidity? Why don't you ask your kids what kind of grades they get in the homework? Then try to help them with it. Oh I am sorry. You are probably not married without kids because no woman in their right mind would want to fuck you. And for your info jack, I am 24 and I don't think I know it all. I just like making fun of the stuff I do.
If anyone can get this guys e-mail or phone number, let me know because I would also like to throw him a challenge to come on the show. Please e-mail Bob Suriano as much as possible to let him know how you feel about my show and him. Thank you and have a nice summer
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Hi ho steamroller and away,
THE STONED RANGER
P.S. Here are some urls and e-mails
Bob Suriano's e-mail:Mgmgga@aol.com