HARDCORE TALES FROM THE STRICTLINE

Spring 2000

HELLO EVERYONE and welcome to my freakshow mother fuckers. I would like to say that even though things are looking really fucked up for the Strictline right now, we are still at one of the best point we have been at yet. The Static Experience is really fucked up tv and you have to love it.

I would like to take this oppurtunity to respond to the comments made by a former station manager who didn't do jack shit while she was there except talk bad about every person who she could because she thought she was being cool because I didn't get the chance in the Harbinger (great article Alan, remind me to roll one for you dude) You are afraid something bad is going to happen you goofball. The only thing bad that could happen is if Dave felt sorry that you weren't making the grade at Northern and hired your silly ass back. That would be bad. My show? You sat here and lied to my face telling me you thought it was good, just as many guys lied to your face and told you that after sex. I guess the best comment for you would be "suck my ass." I always thought you and I were cool with each other, but you had to go and fuck that up didn't you?

Anyways, I would also like to comment on Andy. Andy whatever you wanna do, good luck and have a nice flight.

I am very happy to be back on WHCM and there are many skeptical people out there who think I do not deserve a second shot. I think they are jealous because I have the balls to say my opinion and not blink while you do not. I also have respect for people who are working there now who I know are true to their words where you all were not. I also know that I put on a good show people enjoy. I do want I like to do, and they believe they do what they have to. There are only two things in life that you HAVE to do. Pay taxes and die mother fuckers. The rest is all up to you.

I hope to see you all at FREAKSHOW LTD. And any other fucking show I do this year. Check out static, you will be glad you did.

Hi ho steamroller,
THE STONED RANGER

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