First reason, the Mark is a fucking little spoiled rich boy punk who has to constantly lie to me about everything. He says his dad thinks I am a drug addict. He never wants to come over to watch the pay per views because he is afraid we are all going to burn in front of him. He stole six videotapes from me, and never comes to shows. Let's expose this "boy" for what he is.
His real name is Michael DePinto. He is 19 years old, a freshman at Harper College and lives in South Barrington. (For all you people who don't live in Illinois, that is a wealthy area.) He spends $50 on magazines a month, thinks that Britteny Spears, N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, and other teeney bop bands are the best music out there. He has called my house numerous times wanting to talk to me, and begged for my help on his website, which is now broken down because he fucked it all up. It seems when he needs help, he calls "the drug addict" to help him. When no one really talked to him during the summer, he called his "drug addict" friend SFR only to talk about wrestling non stop. People like him really piss me off. I don't know what I did but hey fuck him. Because I live a COMPLETELY different life style than him, he is going to think he is better than me. That he is too good to talk to me. Well hey, Mikey, you don't like me. Good. I don't know if the Backstreet Boys are in your house, you still haven't figured out whether you have gone through puberty yet, or whatever is going on with you, but as your wrestling heroes say, you can just SUCK IT. And to quote Chris Jerchio, the Mark doesn't rock on, the Mark gets the rock on the spoon and hits it. (He would never understand that, but I know you, dear readers do.) Enough about him, this was a waste of text.
Secondly, spread the word about the Strictliner ON LINE because this is behind the Virus coverage, and although much of the world has a life outside ganjaworld, the stuff that I do should still be somewhat interesting.
Third, I am sorry about running behind on the second issue, but Atagonist has had way too much work to do as of late, and this I guess, was the fastest he could get it out.
Fourth, and a big FUCK YOU to Cook County for ruining the Nutcase Showcase.
That's all I have to say. Be good everyone. See you next season (on time I hope)
Hi ho steamroller and away,
SFR