SO WHY IS SWEARING SO OFFENSIVE ANYWAYS?

Hello all you Rangerheads out there. Welcome to the mother fucking freakshow. First, my sympathies to the families of the seven gerbils that NASA decided to send to their untimely death. I say this because apparently some people in NASA said the mission should have been postponed, but the higher ups decided to go with it anyways. Now will every fucking news agency please stop showing it on TV. Should we feel shitty about ourselves because they died and we didn’t? I don’t think so.

Anyways, my thoughts this month are based on one thing. Profanity. Is there really too much of it on my show? It depends on whom you ask. Some say yes, while others say no. If you ask the few hundred people who have called AT&T in the last couple of months, they will tell you not only is there too much swearing, but the show should be pulled off the air.

Due to the harsh nature of my program, Dupage County system is saying they are moving my show from Fridays at 11PM to Saturdays at 1AM. Furthermore, Lake County may completely kill the 10:30 Monday slot all together. Fucked up shit, yes I know. However, I guess we should respect the community’s wishes right?

This is what I have to say to that shit. Screw the community’s wishes. I have an interesting question here, who determines the community’s fucking wish list anyway? I go on TV and say things the way they are. I don’t sugar coat it like some of the fucking local alderman and mayors that have a problem with the way I do things. As far as I am concerned, anyone that has a problem with the use of language on my show can go eat a dick. Smoke my cock you ruthless bastards. I don’t see any of you wanting to come to me and tell me this to my face, because I have no problem with going to city hall and telling you where you can stick your plans for a better community without the Stoned Ranger.

As far as language goes. Swearing is everywhere. Whether it’s a movie on cable television, or someone’s parents in a fight, children are going to be exposed to profanity one way or the other. If it comes out of my mouth, I feel blessed to devirginize the youth’s ears to the seven dirty words. I will continue to say what is on my mind the way I want and how I want and if anyone has a problem with that, don’t watch my show then. You can complain all you want, you will just fire me up more and then you may be the topic of the next Static rant, bitch.

Anyways, that is all of my useless rambling for this month. I will see you all soon and I hope you enjoy SRTV as much as you can.

RANGER

PS-To Jerry Reinsdorf, suck my ass you US Celluar selling mother fucker.

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