Here we are back at good old Harper College, once again. I have never seen so many girls look ridiculous in my life. You would think that they were in the circus trying to be clowns with the make up they are wearing. I understand it is a new millennium and all that Y2K bullshit. Really girls, do you have to wear lipstick that I can see my fucking reflection off of. And they cake on make up as well. If some guy were to touch their face because they wanted to be affectionate and all that shit, he would have that shit on his hand. It probably would be good for jerking off seeing if this girl acts like she is not interested.
Let's talk about other things at Harper. The fucking parking is a nightmare. Where are those rent a cops to direct traffic? They are too busy giving 16 year olds tickets who blow off a stop sign at Harper. You know we go to a crazy school when Harper police is constantly giving out tickets. I have nothing against them. Really I don't. I don't need any fucking tickets either.
I read in the Harbinger last sem. that there is a footwashing bath in the bathrooms in the SAC. Where are they? Hey they may be there for religious purposes, but I could use a good footwash.
Speaking of WHCM, the office has changed since I last was there. I think we should spend money on new parking spaces. I think I have lost 20 lbs walking all the way from the parking lot to building D. I guess this can be a good thing. NOT WHEN IT'S ZERO BELOW SLAPNUTS!!!! I love that word. Jeff Jarrett uses it all the time. WHCM once again, thanks.
As far as other things in this school, I see the book prices still haven't changed. EIGHTY DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING BIOLOGY BOOK. You can feed so many people in Africa with that money. If I knew my $80 was going there instead of some overpaid fucking professor's pocket who obviously has way too much time on his hands so he can write a fucking book, rip students off, and put his name in lights... I went over this in Febraury last year. I am not going to do it again.
There is a reggae band coming to Harper this week I think. Do you think they have some killer dope or what?
President Breuder has had lots of press about him lately. It seems to me people are having mixed emotions about the guy. I haven't met him. I will try to do what I can to get him on Strictline soon. He will most likely quit Harper after that, and I will be the most loved/hated man at Harper.
I am thinking random thoughts this month. That is why I am typing like this. If you don't like it SUCK MY ASS!!!!
Once again, Jamie Sotonoff hit the nail on the head. SFR in the Herald again. I am a hometown hero. Hooray.
I wonder if the cafeteria food has gotten much better yet. If those girls with all the make up are working in there, I refuse to eat there. I do not need Maybeline in my spaghetti, thanks.
Everyone uses and abuses cell phones in this school. What is it all you crazy people? Pay phones don't do it for you. Brain cancer does. I can tell the brain cancer is working because of some of the things that people do at this school. For instance, selling cell phones in the SAC. Listen you mother fuckers, stop coming up to me asking me if I want a cel phone. If I wanted one, chances are I would have one like everyone else at Harper. Come up to me one more time, I am going to take the cel phone, shove it down you throat, and you'll be shitting out your minutes for life mister. When you have crack, then come see me.
Did I tell you how great Colleen and Mandi are? God what I could do...I won't go there. As much as I would like to go there, not this time. Thanks again guys.
Special thanks to Dave too. God what Colleen and Mandi could...never mind. You are a trusting soul my friend.
Will the students of Harper please unite and join me in saying this phrase...
Harper actually is a good school, just do something about that bookstore. And can I get my head put in the middle of quad right next to Harper's? It would be so cool!!!!
Peace and love,
THE STONED RANGER
P.S. I have nothing else to say.