MANCOW v. BETTY LOREN-MALTESE
I do not want to get too much into this, but since Mancow is “my favorite shock jock,” I have to say nice job copying off of me starting shit with village mayors. I know that Mancow’s popularity has hit bottom but he will gain supporters from this because Betty Betty is not very popular with people. Personally I have no problems or complaints about her. I remember I asked Mancow for help regarding my situation earlier in the year, and I was completely ignored. Well this is most likely God punishing you for not helping me Mancow. Your arrogance has finally gotten the best of you. However I am for freedom of speech and to see the cow walk from this one would be fucking hilarious. However you still sold out your fans. The ones who thought you actually were funny. I remember the first time I heard you on PEW101, you said how much you loved Everclear. I remember how you bashed them on Rock 1035. The Ranger will never sell out. As much as I would like to do this for a career, I will do what I want to do. Not what some program director tells me what to do. Stop kissing ass dude. You made Fear Factory play “Cars.” They have moved well beyond that point and instead of breaking out the new shit, you tell them to play a song that was getting airplay like 2 years ago. Because it was a hit on 101. I won’t even get into the Christmas fiasco. Another way how you lied to your fans. Now you are being sued again. For something stupid that you didn’t think about. Nice work slapass. I hope you get out of this bro, but you are going to need some fucking help man. You have what it takes to be good, but you are fucking it up and you will not be ready for Armageddon when the Ranger challenges YOU to a little game of chess. I truly have a little TV show, whereas you say you have a little radio show. Too bad you are being paid shitloads of dough for it. For sucking ass!!! You still think you are number one. You are for as long as the Ranger is not on the airwaves. As I have said before, the Cow may be now, but the Ranger is the future.
THE STATE OF AMERICA v. OSAMMA
FUCK OSSAMA. That bitch has one of his camels in his cave putting the moves on it. At first I thought our military was taking things too far, but the Ranger can admit when he is wrong. I apologize for any comments I made. I feel that things are working themselves out and that little bitch Bin Laden is coming to America. Feet fucking first. To the fucking terrorist, fuck you all. You think you are creating a message? The only message you are creating is “I am an idiot that needs to use religion as an excuse to play God.” You fucking Al Qaeda motherfuckers are all going to pay. Whether it is our hand or “Allah’s” himself, you are all going fucking down. If any terrorist wants to try to hijack the set of SRTV, I do invite you to make your way to Palatine and bring it bitch.
CHRISTMAS
Once again let me talk about my disdain for this holiday. I feel that we forget about everything that is important. This year we need to focus Christmas time as a time of giving. We need to spend time with family and not have the usual Daddy got drunk and hit all of us Christmas. We need to be together because remember, there are a shitload of people in New York, Washington DC, and across the country that will not have a Merry Xmas this year because of the shit of one fucking assclown terrorist master-thins he has a-mind-bating named Osamma Bin Laden. If you hate your family members and haven’t talked to them this year, please make it a point to try to talk to them. Work shit out. A goal and a great Christmas present for me would be to be able to talk to my brother and work out shit in the past. If you read this Scotty, I have not always been the best brother, but I can be a better one. And as far as Woodfield mall goes and all my Schaumburg rantings, I am going to do something to amaze everyone. I am going to once again talk about how Woodfield Mall sucks dick and how everyone should shop at Stratford. Thank you. Fuck Woodfield and their snobby asses. And to all my critics who will most likely say “you piece of shit, you can’t afford to shop there and that is why you bash it.” I say smoke my fucking cock and die bitches. I shop at Oak Brook Center for Christmas. I go all out!!!!
THE CRITICS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HATE ME
Learn to love dumb fucks, learn to love. I am not going anywhere.
THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUPPORTED ME IN 2001
You guys are great and thank you. I feel blessed to have 1 person like what I have to say, be entertained, or agree, or appreciate. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
TO GOVERNMENT
SUCK MY ASS BITCH!!!!!
TO GEORGE W BUSH
Your mother!!!!!!
TO ANYONE WHO SMOKES DOPE
Legalize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO ANYONE WHO SMOKES CRACK
Life is too short, just like the glass dick you are smoking. Put the pipe down and make positive changes.
TO AMERICA
Keep on keepin’ on.
TO YOU FOR READING THIS
It’s over. You can go now.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. SEE YOU AT A CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER 2001. KEEP ON TOKING.
RANGER.