First let's talk about last month's stupid holiday. Thanksgiving. What a crock of shit that is. We celebrate a holiday where we kill an exotic bird and eat it. Whoopee doo. I am creaming now. Then we are told we should give thanks on this special day for all we have. I will tell you this my little stoner friends, we should be thankful EVERYDAY for whatever we get or have. We should concentrate all our energy into thanking for one day, when we live 364 other days in a year. That is a bunch of shit if I ever heard it. Then they tell us about how the pilgrims and indians worked shit out. The pilgrims most likely killed them and ate them. Fucking racist bastards. Oh well. Thanksgiving is a bullshit holiday. More money for Hallmark.
Then we have this fucking christmas shit where no one really remembers it is Jesus' birthday and shit. The reason many of us go to heaven. Sorry I hate bringing religious beliefs into this. Oh well fuck it. All anyone cares about when it is Christmas is that fucking Wards is a having a sale and what kind of presents they are getting? DO you know how many accidents take place at that poor excuse of a mall in the middle of Scumburg Woodfield happen because all the fucking yuppies lost their fucking clothes and shit. Then they forgot where they parked their precious BMW's and get pissed off at the world. Fuckheads. Christmas should be a time of the year when many different strangers get together, smoke a shitload of pot and then have massive orgies. That, my friend, is a holiday.
The only holiday worth celebrating is New Years Eve because that is our legal right to get completely fucked up. Pot, Beer, Alcohol, X, LSD, coke, you name it, everyone is doing it that day and no one will stop them. It is our time to completely cut loose and have a great time and come together. That my little stoners is a fucking holiday. SO when you guys get a new years thing going on, make sure you invite good ol' SFR and he will be there.
That is about it for this month. this may of came out funny due to the fact I am drinking a lot of beer right now and listening to Nine Inch Nails. I hope to see you all at the BIGGEST event of the year good old Chronicfest III, where me and Santa that fuckhead are going to tie one on.
Peace and happy holidays,
THE STONED RANGER