Hello dear readers, and MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. Yes Christmas is a very very violent time of year. Why? I have three reasons why.
1)I am sure at least 100 accidents occur at Yuppiefield (Woodfield for normal
people that don't understand my humor) during the holiday season.
2)One million born again Christians,and another one million jewish people
get into fights over Santa Claus,(disbelief) dweedle, (cool looking toy that
Christians are jealous of), 12 presents in a month (jealousy again), The Grinch,
Dr. Seuss doing more than 80 hits of acid before he writes a book (fucked up stuff I threw in
because I can.) and Jesus' resurection. (Proving once again, don't mix politics, dicks, interns, and religion)
3)Brutal acts of violence over beanie babie's mothers, tickle my balls Elmo, that
Nintendo 64, and other toys that little kids just GOTTA have.
Now I am sure I can think of more than that, but I won't because I shit on enough people in that paragraph and phew does it smell.
Now, let's get down to business. The fact is this, DJ Michaelfellon is NOT out of the Third World. Like cancer, he is in remission. He LEGIMATELY, unlike some other people that were in 3W, has to get his life together, and if his path in life does\ not include SFR, so be it. Best of luck to him, and hope he can come back soon.
Second, the whole WHCM incident is over. Please do not ask me about it again.
Third, I am really starting to get annoyed by this whole Clinton thing. IMPEACH HIS ASS. After sticking that cigar in Lewinsky's, I think that says there is something really wrong with this man, aside from the fact he sold weapons to China. Yes China is our ally, and yes their language uses a real cool alphabet, but like the X-Files says, TRUST NO ONE.
And speaking of that, if I hear one more conspiracy theory about the things that are going on, I am going to depuke all over the place. JonBenet Ramsey, the world's smallest coke addict died. Overdose, end of fucking story, who cares anymore? That is a little harsh, I'm sorry. I was kidding. Went back to\ that old New Kids sucking the Cock...I mean on the Block theory. I think that her parents should be murdered too. Then we will never know who killed JonBenet and to hell with the whole thing. That was a joke too, I would never wish death upon anyone, except xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. (If you have been paying attention, you know who.)
Christmas is a time for sharing, so why are all these parents stealing for their kids? They take the word Christmas, and turn it to greedfest. Now I know seeing her child happy, makes her pussy wet and all, but...maybe I'll keep my mouth shut on this because I don't have kids.
It is about loving one another, about sharing and caring. I wish people would realize that.
I have run out of thought. Oh well.
Remember, don't forget GO F*CK YOURSELF is at Roselle American Legion, and SUBJECTION will defintely be there. And 1B42K is coming too. Take care of yourself, and especially each other. (What a fucking prick who came up with that shit at the end of his shows when everybody is through with beating the crap out of each other.)
Hi ho steamroller and away. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
Stoned Ranger
P.S. Don't drive drunk on New Years. You'll spill your drink, drop your cigarette, and light yourself on fire. (Bet noone has ever told you that before.)