DECEMBER 1999

THE BONG HAS BEEN CLEARED!!!!
The Bong B4 Xmas was an extreme nutcase show. The place where the show took place was very small, but that did not stop the Stoned Ranger from fucking up the shit. Coming on stage making remarks about Santa "who sucks" and how Christmas sucked and all of these other insane comments. It was obvious that SFR was shooting for the heel role this evening. He made the annoucement that 3W was back. As DJ103 was playing his tables in the back, he also made very many invasions on stage, while Ange was drinking and playing the shit as usual. 3W stuck in mnay people's heads in the evening. He then brought Deviant out who kicked some major ass on stage. They played many classic metal tunes and shit. 4 crazy bastards who really can put on a cool fucking show.

Next, DJ103 played more crazy house, and on a very surprising note, Aaron Sturm made an appearance which brought the first public performance of "They Took My Bong Away." The crowd was going nuts for Rypt, so SFR brought them out. Rypt did a very long set which people loved which included the finale with SFR singing and a girl Terry playing the Dave Mustaine style Jackson V doing a whacked out version of "Tornado Of Souls." Rypt really got the crowd going and their second appearance in Strictline history was well worth the return.

After that, fights broke out and the place was torn apart. This left the last band Disension to play for a small crowd. Yet they still rocked.

The show was closed and it was an exhausting evening. Thanks to all the bands who played, and a big thanks to all who attended and brought food.


OTHER NEWS
THE STATIC EXPERIENCE
The first episode of the Static Experince will be getting taped either next week or there after. It has been such a long wait but we are about to let it go.

BACK ON THE RADIO
SFR is officially back on WHCM, Harper College Radio. Catch the "Strictline on WHCM" between 7am-9am on WHCM. His hours will be different next semester so stay tuned.

ACCIDENTALLY WRITTEN
The Stoned Ranger is getting ready for the next show which will be entitled "THE ACCIDENTAL CONCERT." This will be a concept show which will feature only two bands, and a shit load of acting and dancing. It will be based on a story about a homeless person who makes it into the music business on accident.

THE YEAR OF DEMISE
This is a poem that SFR has wrote regarding the things that have happened this year. You can read it here..

OTHER RUMORS AND SHIT

DJ 103 has been unleashed and he will be writing most of the music for THE ACCIDENTAL CONCERT.

Some of the guests that appear on the first episode of SRTV:THE STATIC EXPERIENCE may be actors from AN ITALIAN STRAW HAT, the Harper College play.


That is all for this month. Happy holidays people.
THE ATAGONIST
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