So while we have this special time together allow me to sound off about the latest blunder of our lovely administration.
I wanted to take this time to address the infamous sixteen words. You should know them by now. The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. You know I have sixteen words of my own for the Bush administration. They are as follows: You have fucked up this country, take your chicken hawk asses and leave the country immediately. The Bush administration has been the downfall of this great nation of ours.
So President Bush finally decided to fall upon the sword and say he is to blame for the claim. He says he has miles of documents to prove his point. Well if Bush wants to fall upon swords, let the Stoned Ranger pull out the bed of nails under my bed and he can fall upon that. Before we do that, let me explain why I believe he is doing that. This is a ploy to make the American people believe that he is a human being who makes mistakes like the rest of us. This will help him get reelected. Which by the way many of the big monster corporations who he helped with his tax cuts have donated an obscene amount of money for his campaign. More money than all the democratic candidates put together. On the JST board some Bushbot told me he is a good man because he didn’t take any money from the people meaning the Presidential campaign donation that we have the option to donate when doing our taxes. Like he needs it. You can bet your ass that if he didn’t have the contributions he has received he would. Anyway, let us move along shall we?
First our unemployment rate is ridiculous. This has been the worst it has been since Hoover was in office. That is what I read in another editorial I read recently of a media ho. Bush thought that this tax break would bring on more jobs. It may be a little early to judge but I do not see that happening. Maybe if Bush would spend time concentrating on this problem rather than look at if same sex marriages should be banned, he may do better. By the way, Ranger is totally for same sex marriages. Everyone is entitled to whatever happiness they may find. If two men or two women love each other and want to express it through marriage, God bless them.
Second, we have had our country’s name dragged through the mud. We went from people feeling sorry for our country due to 9/11 to becoming the most hated country of the face of Earth. Why? Could it be our administration’s bloodthirsty taste for war? The desire to imperialize the world. To gain the resources of every country so they can become our own. Look how long it took Bush to decide to send troops to Liberia. Iraq was an attempt to rescue those people my ass. It was settling old business and gaining more oil. It was about showing the Iraqi’s who is boss. You can say what you want about Clinton attacking Iraq. The difference is that when Clinton attacked, Iraq refused to comply with inspectors. This time they were starting to come around. The good, we got rid of an evil dictator. The bad: the country is in total turmoil, our soldiers are dying (slowly but they are Americans), and we have not found WOMDs. Three against one. I rest my case.
You know come to think about it, if Bush really wants to go to war, why doesn't he defend our country from a REAL nuclear threat. North Korea. His "Japan, South Korea, China" handle it attitude really pisses me off. I do believe he should be warning Kim Jong II not to fuck with us. But no, he'd rather threaten Syria and Iran instead.
Moving along, Bush is against free speech. While he was governor in Texas he talked some shit that could prove that. Look at our current situation. Patriot Acts I and II, which pretty much allow the government to look up your ass while you are taking a shit if they want. OK bad example. They can search your house while you are not home if they believe you are a terrorist. (This is part of II which hasn’t passed yet.) Plus somehow all the rhetoric came out of him about this “us vs. them” mentality that has plagued this country. You know the “if you don’t support Bush, you support terrorism and you are a traitor” and the tons of other ignorant comments that have come out of the mouths of Bush bots all over the country.
And finally, although this point has been driven home many times since 2000, we will say it again. Never once in the history of this great nation has a man who didn’t win the popular vote get the nod to become president. Just because Jebby Bush decided to give the state of Florida to his brother, the American people’s right to vote has been undermined. Although I believe you will see huge increases in voter turnout this coming election, who is to say that Bush will not use underhanded tricks to steal this election like he did years before? That is the problem with how he got it. All the Hannitys and Limbaughs out there can say that is not a problem, but it is. We must make sure that if he wins this time, it is because he is voted in office. However, if America has common sense (which is has been lacking lately and the proof is in the fact that Britney Spears is voted as one of the top 20 icons of all time), this man will not return to smear the walls of the White House worse than Bill stained Monica’s dress.
For the record, I made that last comment to say that I do not show loyalty towards a political party. My loyalty is towards the happiness of the people in America, and the betterment of mankind. I don’t need a party to tell me how to live my life. I look at who is running and if I like them I will vote for them. By the way, I guess the one thing good that came out of Bush’s tenure in office is I am registering to vote to get the mother fucker out of there. Thanks Georgie. You’re beautiful NOT.
That is about all for this month. Thanks for reading. If you love George W Bush, it is your opinion and it is your right, and I respect it. Just as it is my right to tell you to wake up and smell reality. Have a nice day.
RANGER