Now let’s kick the shit. Mancow, you piece of shit. My boys the Kahoneez, who you wanted to come out an interview for them for their show do not need to take the shit you gave them during their show. The Kahoneez are some hard working people who do a real show, unlike you with all your scripted bullshit. In fact, they told me you scripted a scene for their show when Periodface was mean to Cowboy Ray and you came in and saved the day. You are my hero, Cow. You are such a hero that you make fun of people who are less off than you are. You are always making fun of people who are mentally deficient. You make fun of people who are less fortunate than you. As far as the people who are on higher star status, you wait until their back is turned, and then you strike. You asked them to come out and interview you, and then you make fun of their show on their show.
You know Mancow, I think it is time for you to move over and let the Ranger take over. You are a hypocritical jerk. You give the term “shock jock” a bad name. You are a duplicate of many jocks that have come before you. You copied Jonathon Brandmeier’s phone pranks (you just call them phone scams.) Having prostitutes and strippers come on the show, I believe that Howard Stern was the one who started that shit. The only thing that you did that was original was having Turd go out on the streets so you can humiliate him. The question I ask is why does he let you? Maybe because you make him feel like such a star he will do anything for you. I’m surprised you haven’t sent him into a dick-sucking contest yet. Then again, I guess you wouldn’t want him to defeat you at that too, huh?
I remember when you were a funny guy in charge of a funny show. Back on a station called the Rock. You were fucking hilarious back then. Although many people cringed at your show, it still was funny. Then you started trying to humiliate people. Then you tried to be political cheering on the republicans. What happened Cow? Was it the money or the fame that turned you into Chicago’s biggest prick? You were so pissed that Irma Blanco saw how full of shit you were, so you destroyed her. She saw a better opportunity for herself and she left. Instead of supporting her, you bashed her. Now you are being sued for it. I love how you shot your mouth of about having Steve Dahl’s wife’s baby. That was another million-dollar mistake huh Cow? Using that little rock in your head you call a brain.
You claim to love your fans, but you are always a dick to them. I have heard that from anyone that has met you. Way to embrace the public that has made you a star asswipe. The time has come. The time for the Ranger to take you down. SRTV may not be a multi-million dollar show ran by a huge media conglomerate, but it is honest and not scripted. The Ranger loves his fans, unlike you. The Ranger cares about people, unlike you. The Ranger has a brain, unlike you and most importantly, the Ranger has a heart, unlike you. Smoke my cock fucker, the time has come for you to take the first train out of Chicago and into Rangerville. When you arrive, I will be waiting with open arms. Come on my crappy cable show, let’s see if you can hang with the stoned one.
Thank you all and I will see you at Ganjatime 2002.
RANGER