NEWS FOR AUGUST 2003

THE NEW SRTV IS LAGGING
Due to problems with the Waukegan studio and adjustments to the new show SRTV: STONED RANGER has been slacking off. However we are getting back into the swing but now the Ranger must beat losing his voice for the taping taking place tomorrow.

COUNTDOWN TO THE REGIME
1 month and a couple days.

THE VIRUS MUST BE SPREAD
Considering that the Ranger Morning Regime will be hitting the waves on WCRX soon, we need the couple of people who support to stand up and be ready to spread out the special promo CD that will help people to get to know the show that will make Howard Sterm beg for mercy, Mancow more defensive and Drex hide behind his Clear Channel buddies who finance his shit. Tell everyone you know THE COW MAY BE NOW, BUT THE RANGER IS THE FUTURE!!!!!

OTHER NEWS & RUMORS
-MARILYN MANSON infecting our nice little neighborhood of Rangerville??? Quick, call the protesters and Christians quick and stop this evil man now.
-The world may be able to hear the Regime broadcast????
-MIKEY C may be commiting suicide on the air in September sometime.
-Look for ADD and TYPE O NEGATIVE to be making apperances on SRTV soon.
-Is the madness of the KAHONEEZ finished????

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. CIAO!!!!

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