YOUR KEYS MR. MAYOR

Hello and welcome to Tales from the Strictline. First off, to anyone who hates me. There is no reason to be anonymous. I don’t give a shit who you are, and I don’t think anyone else does either. Secondly, to all those with love, thanks. I don’t deserve it, but thanks. I know it is no where near April yet, but I had to get this off my chest.

To Bill McLeod, mayor of Hoffman Estates. Let me say you are nothing but an arrogant piece of shit. Who the hell told you that Hoffman Estates is exempt from the Freedom of Information Act initiated in 1984? Who gives a shit about the privacy of Al Larsen, the fucking drunk. You damn skippy you are going to give up those tapes.

To Al Larsen, mayor of Schaumburg. How does it feel to be one of the only people in Illinois to cause and accident that was attributed to alcohol and instead of getting your license taken away for 6 months, you get a ride home from the police. Let me say something, that town Hoffman Estates has convinced me, they do discriminate.

Hoffman Estates Police discriminates because if this were a 21-year-old man or woman who dressed differently from most people, they would be sitting in jail. I remember Hoffman Estates tows all cars after they arrested. What do you think happened with douchebag Larsen? One of the nice officers drove it home for him. In fact, why don't you bitches go to his house in the morning, cook him breakfast and suck him off for an hour.

Hoffman Estates is a dark dark place to raise a family. I lived there for a year or so, and I will never move back there again. The police constantly harassed me because they thought I had drugs all the time. That my friends had drugs. Grant it we may have smoked, but some of my friends who didn’t blaze got shit from the cops as well.

You know, this is sad. I thought that Hoffman Estates was a town of bad asses. I thought they were a town of the ultimate do gooders. Instead they are an ass sucking, cum slinging bunch of monkeyfucks who should be brought up on charges themselves. What kind of bullshit is this? If I were to say I was wobble legged because of my medication, they would tell me to go fuck myself and send my ass to jail. Then “tumbler fuck” would suspend my license and all that shit. This man (Al Larsen) should have his license suspended and should have to pay the thousands of dollars it costs to hire a lawyer for a DUI. Just like any other person would have to do. What were you celebrating Al? That the Schaumburg Flyers signed some poor kid to be the new batboy this year. Well now I guess you have a lot to celebrate because Bill Mcleod’s tongue is placed strategically up your ass. Cocksmoker.

This really pisses me off Rangerheads, because the law should apply to everyone. Not just the “commoners” like ourselves. Mayors included. Senators like Gary Condit, and definitely good for nothing ex-governors who like to pull scams. This case is almost over and the “everlasting cocksucker” is going to burn. Bill McLeod, your police department dropped the ball. Cooperate in any way you can and stop worrying about Larsen’s privacy. Is he coming to your house to have sex with your wife while you go to his and do his right up the ass? Is he your meal ticket to better things? Who really gives a fuck? Just be a man instead of a politician and fess up. This man should not be allowed to drive a car right now.

That is all I have to say. Peace and power to the people.

RANGER

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