WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

First of all I would like to say thank you to all the people who have finally come around and given this website a chance and liked it. Thank you, thank you thank you!!! Keep on coming around because this is as normal as it gets.

Second of all, I would like to say how much WHCM needs SR back. I hear the music they play now and it really sucks. I know music and I know humor so please show your support for me and let's get me back on the Harper scene.

Thirdly, DJ Michaelfellon, here is your mother fucking appointment. COME ON WIT IT!!!!

Fourthly, I know that you probably are getting sick of these lines.

Ok now let's bring the shit (Soulfly) I am just citing sources. I was at the mall yesterday and in JC Penny's they have a whole section dedicated to the year 2000. They call it 01-01-00: the mark of the millenium. That is so cute. They even have a clock counting dowm to the first day of 2K. All I hear about is how some personal computers are 2K ready .I also listen to astronomers say that on May 5, the planets are going to circle around Earth. I listen to Bill Clinton say we are going to war (I wonder if Linda Tripp was under his desk sucking his dick while he was making that speech. Nothing surprises me with that bastard anymore.) It is just mass hysteria blown out of control.

Now I am sure everyone is so worried about 2000. This thing has become a major roadblock in many people's lives for what? I don't understand. Because it is the end of the world as we know it??? DOn't we have anything better to do than worry about this shit. I have never seen so much worry in my life. AIDS is spreading, and we don't have a whole section is JC Penny commited to that. Kids are killing kids with their parents guns. We are going to war with a small country (Yugoslavia) I say hell why doesn't Penny's has a sale saying we are alll going to die: the new millenium.

I think that the 2000 frenzy is just too exagerated. If the world ends, it ends. There is nothing we can do about it. I do not understand why we have this big fetish with the new millenium. Come on people, there are other things out there. you know other people to fuck, lots of pot to smoke, etc etc. What kind of an idiot is going to walk around with a T-shirt that says 01-01-00. I am annoyed by the whole concept.

Now I want to talk about something else. I am so annoyed by the year 2000 I am not even going to talk about it anymore.

THE DAY THAT THE SANITY DIED is comong soon. I can't wait. Once again it is another chance for me to take center stage and annoy the fuck out of the world. I am also looking for some great bands. The Strand, a folk rock group should be attending. I am trying to get a band named Bondo as well. Some SR fans have requested that I get Grindbox again. I would like that but I do not know what has been going on with them lately.

I am really going on a tagent right now. I do not have a clue what else to talk about.

Well I guess I will go. I have to make a shirt that says 01-01-00 :What the fuck are we going to do???

Later days better lays
Hi ho steamroller and away

-THE STONED RANGER

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