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~ 'Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is *ever* forgotten.' -- Robin of Sherwood ~

~ 'And then we've got Katie, holy shit!' -- Jed ~

~ 'that's tighter than a frogs butt stretched across a bucket!' -- Mr. Johnson ~

~ 'If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend...' -- STP ~

~ 'Just when you thought it was safe to think, in comes mental piracy!' -- 'When it Comes' by Incubus ~

~ 'How can everything be justified by you? How can everything be justified by you!!!' -- Stabbing Westward ~

~ 'Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music' ~

~ 'All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable altrenative' ~

~ 'When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish' ~

~ 'Few things are as ego-boosting as being kicked out of an anarchy convention for unruly behavior' ~

~ 'You can't be a figment of my imagination; I'd have done a better job.' ~

~ 'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality' ~

~ 'You're not as real as you think you are' ~

~ 'This universe is fill of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper' ~

~ 'We're going to keep on repeating history until we get a passing grade' ~

~ 'Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read' ~

~ 'I have not lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere' ~

~ 'The amount of common sense is fixed, but the population keeps going up' ~

~ 'Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines' ~

~ 'People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs' ~

~ 'when the game master smiles, it's already too late' ~

~ 'Never criticize a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then if he didn't like what you've said, he's a mile away and barefoot' ~

~ 'Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you' ~

~ 'Just because a couple billion people deny something doesn't mean it'll go away' ~

~ 'To a Dragon magick is not simply something you do, magick is what you are.' -- Morkeleb the Black ~

~ 'A morning is best experienced as an afternoon.' --Tim ~

~ 'Oooooohhhhh, no Cookie!' --The Cookie Monster ~

~ 'Bloody stupid and dangerous, but probably good fun if no one gets killed.'

~ 'Pain is inevitable, suffering is optionable.' -- M. Kathleen Casey ~

~ 'Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.' -- Confucius ~

~ 'Reality is always greater than actuality.' ~

~ 'Life is a sexually transmitted disease.' ~

~ 'There's not enough duct tape to fix our society.' ~

~ 'I'm not lost, I'm directionally challenged.' ~

~ 'Man who give directions is often lost himself.' ~

~ 'Popularity is a socially transmitted disease.' ~

~ 'Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.' ~

~ 'Oxygen is a mind-altering drug.' ~

~ 'Music is an expression of the soul.' ~

~ 'Normal is in the eye of the beholder.' ~

~ 'I haven't lost my mind, I've simply misplaced it.' ~

~ 'Love, not money, is the root of all evil.' ~

~ 'If knowledge is power, I'm a light bulb.' ~

~ 'Love is like a rose... it looks pretty but hurts like hell.' ~

~ 'Reality is something you can get someone else to believe.' ~

~ 'If seeing is believing, then we've all got great imaginations.' ~

~ 'Pain is a threshold for great things.' ~

~ 'We see things more clearly when we're confused.' ~

~ 'Not all children are innocent... not all adults are guilty.' ~

~ 'Small minds do great things.' ~

~ 'Just because we can't see something, doesn't mean it's not there.' ~

~ 'If everything were different, things would still be the same.' ~

~ 'You non-conformists are all alike.' ~

~ 'What if reality isn't real at all?' ~

~ 'Why are there no "B" cell batteries?' ~

~ 'I am a bug on the windshield of life.' ~

~ 'If ignorance is bliss, than why aren't there more happy people?' ~

~ 'Felt markers are not good to be used as lipstick.' ~

~ 'For those who know, no explanation is necessary.. for those who do not, no explanation will suffice.' ~

~ 'Shit happens!' ~

~ 'There are two things we must get rid of early in life: a feeling of personal superiority and an exaggerated reverence for the sexual act.' --The Fountainhead ~

~ 'There is nothing mysterious about originality, nothing fantastic. Originality is merely the step beyond.' -- Louis Danz ~

~ 'We learn the rope of life by untying its knots.' -- Jean Toomer ~

~ 'Never eat more than you can lift.' -- Miss Piggy ~

~ 'You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.' -- Irish Proverb ~

~ 'Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.' -- Brendan Francis ~

~ 'If you don't control your mind, someone else will.' -- John Allston ~

~ I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.' -- Wilson Mizner ~

~ 'Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.' -- Don Herold

~ 'Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.' -- Dr. James C. Dobson ~

~ 'Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death.' -- Betty Bender ~

~ When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge.' -- Tuli Kupferberg ~

~ 'One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.' -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~

~ 'Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.' -- Jonathan Kozol ~

~ 'First things first, second things never.' -- Shirley Conran ~

~ 'You must accept that you might fail; then, if you do your best and still don't win, at least you can be satisfied that you tried. If you don't accept failure as a possibility, you don't set high goals, you don't branch out, you don't try - you don't take the risk.' -- Rosalynn Carter ~

~ 'You cannot plan the future by the past.' -- Edmund Burke ~

~ 'The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.' -- Mignon McLaughlin ~

~ 'All great discoveries are made by men whose feelings run ahead of their thinking.' -- C. H. Parkhurst ~