Oh yeah, like you didn't see this one coming. All men have a reason to rant about chicks. I'll give you the reasons to right now, in case you were too confused to know why to be bothered by them.

First off, all I ever get from chicks is convoluted sentences and mixed signals. This tells me one thing. Either they are too stupid to convey simple, easily read signals, or they try to be cool by being casual. Whatever the reason, it bothers me more every time it happens.

On a similar note, why do they read so far into comments. You say one thing to try and be helpful, and they will pull every double meaning they can find in what you said against you. A simple comment, like "Maybe you should try this", turns into a full-fledged arguement. All I can figure is that they are way defensive. The example sentance can be turned about to be very offensive to a female, no matter how your tone of voice is while saying it.

Another reason women bother me is that they are vain. Ok, so maybe vain is too strong a word. Let's try... overly concerned about how they look. I remember one person I knew, got all prettied up (make-up, her best clothes, and stylish hair) simply because this little hornball was coming over to get freaky with her. Was all of that neccessary? Hell no. I mean, what's he going to do? Stop in the middle of intercourse and comment on her choice of eye liner?

And if they are not vain, then they are completely opposite. They don't give a damn about personal appearances and represent the absolute fringe of bodily distaste. Honestly, a happy medium exists. Just because you don't agree with the scents and glamor of modern day life doesn't mean you should go days without bathing, wearing the same damned dirty bra all year long.

Alright, so I went a little overboard on that last paragragh. Not all chick are one pole or the other. Some live a little inbetween, but not enough to change my perspective.

Lastly, that I can think of, is that, when they find a man they like, they tend to pick up little habits of his. His attitude, posture, personality, taste in comedy, smoking... Now, while you can't kill somebody for any of this, it is still annoying when one of the most sensible people you know starts walking around, bellowing everywhere, joking about penis sizes, and claiming she doesn't give a damn, all the while smoking a cigarette like a retard. For Christ's sake, ANYBODY can tell if you have smoked before, simply by how you hold/drag a cigarette. It just makes you look stupid when you ask for a cigarette, saying you smoke all the time, then can't even get fire out of the lighter.

And for all you chicks out there, yes, this is a generality. It is what I generally find in a woman, and it is generally what bothers me, and generaly, I'll put it up on the page if it bothers me. Don't blame me for writing what I observe. Blame yourself for letting me observe it.

But just to be fair, I'll let you reply anyways. So don't let me hold back your mouse. Send me your replies. The link to my email is below.