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Clowning around is not the same as fooling around...I am a clown, not a fool
Connection reset by peer...isn't he that short little mexican with the wire cutters heading your way??Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.)
Fear...is that little dark room where negatives are developed
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riends leave footprints in your heart & soul Friendship does not abolish distance - but brings that distance to life. Give me shoes and they last for a year. Give me groceries and they last for a week. Give me a song and it lasts for a lifetime Hanging on to resentment is like letting someone you despise live rent free in your headI can fix anything, I have duct tape..;-)))
I generally avoid temptation.. unless I can't resist itI lost my left side but I'm all right now..
If it has tires or testicles you're going to have trouble with it
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant
In the midst of change realize the past is dead, and moving forward has risks. Follow your heart, be brave enough to take that risk......Life is a banquet and most people are starving to death
Life is too short. Grab a quickie every chance ya get Life....sure beats the alternative... Lord grant me the serenity to choose a good burial place for the assholes that pissed me off Lord make my words as sweet as honey for tomorrow I may have to eat themMay someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues May there always be work for your hands to do. May your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun shine warm on your window pane. May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, and may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. . . Pooooooooofffffff i'm outta here.. just like a wet Dream..i'll be back Practice safe eating -- always use condiments Pride makes us do things well, but it is love, that's makes us do them to perfection.......Helen Keller Sex is not the answer ....Sex is the question...YES is the answer :))) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." --Oscar Wilde Some people come into our lives & quickly go. Others, stay for a while & leave footprints on our hearts & we are never ever the sameThe Eyes are the Windows to the Soul
When everything seems to be against you just remember that there is a man who has no legs and a child who has no eye sight and a lady with no more life to give as she's already gone
I do what i like when i like i am the BOSS,and my wife said ok to say this)
Women do not snore, burp, sweat, or pass gas. Therefore them must bitch or they will blow up
There's a light in your eyes that keeps shining... like a star that can't wait for the night To err is human.. but to really foul things up requires a computer Vacant lots and vacant minds usually become dumping grounds for a lot of rubbish Very funny Scottie. Now beam down my clothes!) Watch your thoughts for they become your words. Watch your words for they become your actions. Watch your actions for they become your habits. Watch your habits for they become your character. Watch your character, for it is your destiny We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere When you love someone, say it. Say it loud. Say it right away, or the moment... just passes you by." and when you die you will never know that person needed to hear the words " I love you When you think you're at your limit, take another step...for tomorrow we'll step again Which is worse? to love and not be allowed or to not love at all? You know you're gonna miss me when I'm goneMay someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; They just make the most of everything that comes their way.
Each Life is a flower...Singular and Beautiful...Watch where you tread...for you might step on God's finest creation...
Don't dismiss your dreams.... to be without dreams is to be without hope.... to be without hope is to be without purpose..... ( author unknown )
No man is worth your tears and the only one who is will never make you cry
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone
and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Let us always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of friendship
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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