Here's my contribution to the spoof page....called "One Week", subtitled "Yahell Withdrawel", and is, of course, a spoof on "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies. So, uh, yeah, enjoy.
Erin (the GODDESS one :oP)
It's been one week since I got to see
Adam and Raymouse and Caly and Acey
Five days since I got to flirt
With Johnny and Shawny and Phoxy (the little squirt)
Three days since I got to tease
All the N*SYNC-lovin' dumb little newbies
Yesterday, it occured to me
That I've been spending a bit too much time in Yahell
Hold it there, now take a JELL-O shot
. o O (Talk in your deep thoughts)
Would you please pass a couple elf heads
And then I lost it all
In that one huge brawl
Over what she said that he said she said
See, now the room says triple-X
Who gets to strip next?
Give up their purdy faded bold text
Watch out, here comes a porn bot
Whoops, there's one sick thought
Bleepin' cheeta! Methinks that we are all hexed
What's up Acey? Heya JC!
Now look, there's Tracey!
We all exhibit rebrehensible behavior
Censor that line, look at the time
Don't got a dime, but I don't mind
I can't afford to sign a waiver
We're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
Go get a room, you bride and groom; they don't care, they got no shame
You won't give in? Well it's your funeral
You don't know what BOOL means? Well, you soon will
We have a tendency to scream and spam constantly
We have a history of ripping off our shirts
It's been one week since I got to tell
Cornball jokes that make the ppl LOL
Five days since I was home from school
At which time I created the mighty MOOL
It's been three days since those two were wed
Weeks later, the relationship will prolly be dead
Yesterday, it occured to me
I've been spending way too much time in Yahell
Who is this time that Cadey's lickin'?
Won't be long until my brain stops tickin'
The room of X-files--who turned the lights on? Well turn em off Sean
":is away (my very favorite show's on)"
At the moment I see twelve regs
This program's eight meg
Come on, let's terrorize the newbies
Just press ALT F4
(That's what I'm here fore ;oD)
Forget the files, let's talk Blue's Clues, SP, and Scooby
Dude, I gotta have
That awesome av, the one with that hilarious sex-quote
Gotta fight, we'll chat all night
Some spray from Lite to set lag right
Mwahaha, now listen to what Eric wrote
Now I can't help it if my bill is up
My comp's surrounded by sporks and plates and dirty cups
I can't stand when newbies use CAPS
My head's filled with "ack"'s and "bool"'s and ":goes blap"'s
Must keep up with cyber-technology
We have a history of losing our shirts
It's been one week since I got to see
Czar and Brandon and Erin and Andi
Five days since I got to flop
Face-down on the couch and listen to CRAP SNAPPLE POP
Three days since my brain was fried
Made my phone bill so big that Daddy almost cried
Yesterday, it occured to me
I've been spending a bit too much time in Yahell
Gotta stop wasting my time in that *censored* Yahell
I'm addicted to spending my free time in Yahell
Now to tell my dad 'bout my latest phone bill....
"Yahell Withdrawl" ©2000 Erin Conley
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