1. You hear a good joke and instinctively yell "L-O-L!"
2. A/S/L check annoy the **** out of you.
3. You slowly begin to feel plagued by PM's, invites, sounds, bots,
and
macros.
4. You have taken the Purity Test....and failed miserably!
5. You have ever stripped on a chat line.
6. You can at any time name who's cyber-dating who.
7. Spam is NOT just the ready-to-eat ham alternative.
8. You have a chat schedule: "At 10:00, the newbies are in the room,
at
2:00 it's the shippers, at 5:00 it's the normal regs, 9:00 is the
strippers..."
9. You dream of having an ignore button in REAL life.
10. You know what a reg IS.
11. You can identify a newbie in a matter of seconds.
12. Cheeta hates you.
13. You are particularly cursed by the lag monster.
14. You regularly use words like, "Confuzzled, sporky, peeps," etc.
15. When someone says the word "reg", you begin obsessively reciting
all
the regs' screennames, real names, websites, and e-mail addresses.
16. You often refer to the XXX-files.
17. You have roughly 50+ chat names.
18. You recognize all the other regs' 50+ chat names.
19. You have grown to recognize all the drive-by sluts on sight.
20. You get annoyed when anyone actually starts talking about X-files.
21. You have ever heard of the Phox-worshippers club.
22. You read, write, or have at least HEARD OF smut-fiction.
23. You begin having severe withdrawl symptoms within 24 hours since
your last chat.
24. . o O (You have conversations in your thoughts)
25. www.youoftenmakedeadlinksjustforthefunofit.com
26. A cucumber is NOT just a vegetable to you (this joke's a little
before my time, I heard it from someone else, so I'm not completely
sure
about it's accuracy).
27. You have ever told anyone to press AltF4 ;o)
28. You have been known to spontaneously scream "QUACK!"
29. The sentence "np, lol...OMG, wtf! @ comp" actually makes sense to
you.
30. You actually understand the above items on this list.
31. People call you by your name followed with "Zilla" or "roonie"
32. You know what Daemon Be Goen is used for. ;-)
33. You have had Jello Shots, Elf Heads and/or Fox Food passed to you.
34 Two words: Bif Beeg. (Props to Robbiezilla)
35. If you see someone in conversation suddenly go into
a moshing frenzy, yet you understand perfectly.
36. If you know what Sporky, porn patti cake is.
37. If you refer to your gf/bf as your personal sex
god/goddess
38. If the topic of conversation is just lyrics of
songs (ie. metallica)
39. If you regularly participate in chat-stripping, and
know what time of day XXX-files starts.
40. You know and understand the meaning of BOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! :oD ("The
Almighty Bool" ©RobbieZombieZilla)
41. You've heard of cyber raping. ("cyber raping" ©Kevin aka the flat
liner aka JIB)
42. When you hear someone say squidge, you instinctivly start laughing.
43. "always_****ing" actually MEANS something to you.
44. You have been the target of a conversation on voice chat or have participated in one.
45. When you give Leanne pants lines.
46. if you start writing notes with stuff like BRB, HiYa, and LOL in them
47. if you put smiley faces in your notes.
48. if you can at anytime recite to someone 5 un catalogued smut Fan fiction titles
49. if you have printed pictures of online friends in your wallet.
50. if you start refering to yourself as your screen name in real life.
51. if you insist that people refer to you as your screen name in real life.
52. if you have ever recieved a Stephen threatening to leave letter.
53. if says fuck you, you atomatically say "No, Mully."
54. if you find yourself talking of Moose on Crack.
55. if you have ever heard Mr. Mully's song "Starkle Starkle little twink."
56. If you know what ROFL!!!!!!!!!!:| or LMAO!!!!!!:| means
57. You have been called by some weird-ass nickname (ie. maybe ****Zilla)
58. It drives you nuts when people say, "Is anyone talking about X-Files?"
59. You know that the room is expandable to our own needs and desires.
(like, if
we need a couch at the moment, or a glass of orange juice, it's
automatically
there.)
60. The mention of the word "newbie" sends you into a frantic killing
rampage.
61. You know what the psycho farm is.
62. You know what LMANO means
63. You know what Jello shots & elf heads are
64. You know what ""muskrat love" is
65. You know what the puropse of glitter is
66. You have ever taken part in a fad of names (e.g.
Slayers, the pSycHo AnImAls)
67. Someone can say your name backwards & you still
know that they're talking to you (e.g. Yarg, Oov, Xor, Yedac)
68. You know what unbolded, unitalicized black text
means
69. You know how many times biianca will say goodbye
in a session
70. You can sing more than one bool song by memory
71. You find yourself answering to your screen name in
REAL LIFE
72. You know when to ignore Spooked_Lady (heh)
73. You are not shocked by sponatnious shagging (or pyromania)
74. You don't take offense when someone sets you one fire or freezes you in carbonite.
75. You like to play in the mud pit(you know the mud pit, its right past the jello pool, next to the strippers stage)
76. It takes you 5 minutes to say your goodbyes in chat
77. If you've even HEARD one of Eric's orgasms.
78. If your response to the newbie question, "Hey does anyone ever talk about X-files in here?" is, "X-files? What's that? some kind of low rated porn?"
79. You know what "pulling a Stephen" means
80. At the meer mention of the word "bullfrog" you and 5 other people in the room recite the lyrics to "Joy to The World" by 3 Dog Night
81. You go to the bathroom at night, but have to stop by and log in to say Hi to everyone and then spend the next 2 hours chatting.
82. You've seen someone randomly whip out a sporksaber and start a duel.
83. You have ever been streaked by or seen xdk streak.
84. The word 'iggy' means something other than the Beanie Baby or a Rock star.
85. You know ALL the Chicken_Slayers.
86. you have dated a joker.
87. you come in the room everyone says your name then puts LOTS of !!!!!!!!!!!after it.
88. you use being cyber drunk as an excuse not to go into work on Monday.
89. you spend so much time in chat you forget how to speak coherently.
90. you know you should go and visit your mom but chat seems so much more appealing.
91. You know at least one clean and one not-so-clean word in Dutch or Croatian.
92. Your fade is named after some form of vomit... i.e.
Barney Barf ©Caly Inc.
or Barbie Barf©jdrh
93. you KNOW that Slack_Pants lies.
this list is written, by Erin(no_smoking_woman), Patti, Cadey, Brandon, calystogerbil, and others. :)If you would like to add to this list, post the addition you want on the message board on the main page . Thanks.